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14+ Moments No One Can Take Seriously

Paddy Clarke 1 Nov 2019

So, having trouble with the mother-in-law, are you? Are you in need of some good ol'-fashioned wholesome funny pictures to break the ice and finally get her to accept you as part of the family? Dear lord, I hope so, 'cause I've got very little else I can offer you, aside from some truly awful poetry I wrote when I was in high school that you could try out if all else fails!

For now though, here are 14+ hilarious pics to show your mother-in-law so that she finally accepts you!

1. "Roomba fell in my House last night. It somehow wrapped up its sensors in TP and headed off the edge."

Reddit | Envoy_to_the_Stars

I guess this is what happens when you make a robot with only one function and it resents that function. If you've been affected by these images of Roomba suicides (good lord, what a great post-punk band name), then there are helplines available.

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2. "I put my son in a Halloween onesie without thinking much about it and gave myself a heart attack at 2 AM."

Reddit | LadyJane17

What kind of Halloween onesie is this that just has a pumpkin's face on your kid's butt? Surely there are better Halloween onesies out there?

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3. "My 9 year old daughter’s idea: Human Spice Latte."

Reddit | zimmbo

As adorable as this may look, I'd keep a weather eye on that 9-year-old!

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4. Dog And God

Reddit | m0nst3r__

And on the seventh day, God created the goodest of boys, yes he did, he created the goodest of boys, oh yes he did!

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5. "Please pray for my dog. He just realized we’re insane"

Reddit | inkishworks

Good lord, I never knew that "unsettled doggy Batman" was the costume that I needed in my life! "Quick, Robin, to the dog basket!"

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6. Baby Flask

Reddit | jkon731

Finally, a use for toy babies: the baby flask! By which I mean a flask that looks like a baby, not a flask for babies. That would be a bit off base I guess.

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7. "Not very good at following directions, eh?"

Reddit | beefycrunkburrito

"What does that sign say?"

"I don't know, get a bit closer so we can read it..."

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8. You Sure About That?

Reddit | ledgendary

That qualifies as blasphemy, Allison. Looks like you're spending eternity in hell where you will be forced to listen to Satan's terrible demo tape on repeat — he's a big fan of Reel Big Fish!

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9. "I really need to figure out what they are doing to my son at school"

Reddit | LordAcoustic

School really does age a person, especially when they're using liquid knowledge which they inject straight into kids' heads.

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10. *Screams In Pumpkin

Reddit | yomaishimi

If the person who carved these pumpkins doesn't win Reddit for every Halloween ever then I'll be amazed!

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11. DIY Spirituality

Reddit | BooBooBaby69

Order now to get a free "DIY Resurrection" kit with every purchase. Includes one boulder and befuddled locals.

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12. He's Just Trying To Cross The Road

Reddit | Radish00

Maybe use this opportunity to crack a few of your favorite "Why did the chicken cross the road" jokes with your mother-in-law. Everyone knows that mothers-in-law love poultry-orientated humor. That's just a fact.

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13. Police Officer Wins Halloween

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For a man dressed up in a supposedly funny getup, he still looks quite formidable.

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14. "My father-in-law is a visionary with defective pumpkins."

Reddit | Hyzer_Ace91

I've only carved a pumpkin once — I managed to cut myself really badly with the knife so I haven't been allowed to do it since. People think that everything changes when you become an adult, but some things never change.

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15. The Aftermath

Reddit | pumafab

Hot damn, I know I shouldn't say it, but I really want to try this! I know what I'm making this weekend, doubtless much to my girlfriend's horror.

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16. "All Californians right now getting ready for ANOTHER power outage. Made the dress just to take these pictures!"

Reddit | heckkinitup

Why not finish off this wonderful, joyous journey that you and your mother-in-law have taken by sharing some memories of how she may have used one of these lamps in her youth! Actually, I'd advise against this in hindsight.

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17. "I'm 6 months pregnant, but I didn't want to do one of the standard pregnancy costumes."

Reddit | SushiSchwinn

You know what, I naturally assumed that this was the Big Lebowski until I saw the ax, at which point I simply wondered, "Why would the Dude need an ax?" Then it hit me.

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18. "Every last drop they can get"

Reddit | teh_coyote

Yes, they must need those donations to get the gold plating on the interior of their Jaguar F-Types polished again.

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19. "My cat was not impressed when a fox came by."

Reddit | Agent4777

"Who does he think he is, acting all pretty like that. He thinks he's better than me, doesn't he? Well he's not!"

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20. Extremely Precious Cargo

Reddit | centukeyfried

There is nothing funnier than a massive truck transporting something comically small. Can there be a whole gallery of photos like this?

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21. "My poor cat got stuck in the laundry room."

Reddit | bshigem

Look at him, crying out for help and clinging on for dear life while you're taking a photo. Disgraceful.

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22. "My mom got a scam text on her Nokia today about unauthorized Apple Pay access."

Reddit | Deibu251

Can we also talk about the fact that someone still uses a Nokia in this day and age? A pretty well kept one, too. If it isn't broke, don't replace it, right?

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23. "Selling my camouflage gear if anyone wants to buy it."

Reddit | FinsterFun

This is like one of those optical illusions or hidden image posts. If you stare long enough, your brain starts to make the outline of a person. Maybe this is just really good camouflage.

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24. "The decoy laptop is working."

Reddit | pixelomo

He's starting to realize though. You taking a picture of him is too suspicious... He's realized something's up.

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25. "I work at a subway, we got this special request."

Reddit | greenpeppers100

This is such an incredible description, I think I'm gonna steal it to use next time I order food. And I am lactose intolerant.

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26. "Sister complained how she needed to get her nails done. Meet your new nail tech: Me."

Reddit | ImAlways2Tired

I give it maybe another few months before paper nails become a genuine trend, and we'll all have this user to thank/despise.

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27. "How I noticed that my cat was stuck in the attic."

Reddit | antpile11

That was how you noticed? There was no meowing or scratching, or the knowledge that your cat was missing?

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28. "Tell me about your childhood."

Reddit | brenmayhew

I would say this looks like a therapist, but I don't remember it being standard procedure for them to have their bare feet out.

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29. "For sale up the street. Seems like a good deal."

Reddit | grokm3

Almost a little too good to be true, honestly. Emissions test? Has it been safetied? Why does the front right wheel look like it's about to fall off?

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30. "My professor gave up getting his cat off his work during office hours."

Reddit | sergio0713

Personally, I find his teaching style a lot more engaging than the professor's. He just seems a lot more dynamic and eager.

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31. "It tastes fresher this way."

Reddit | PoonSwoogle

I was going to lament about how upsetting the photo was for me, but then I realized this person ruined a carton of milk for this gag, so it evens out.

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32. "This park really hates litterers."

Reddit | krushaybhavsar

And it does a good job of repelling them, too. Nothing makes you feel more guilty than being bullied and shamed for your actions.

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33. "Yes, with proper dosage"

Reddit | jcmatthews66

This explains why I only get to see all my friends' identical twins on Halloween, shortly before they go home, as I wander off to bed to lie in wait for the horrific post-Halloween hangover.

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34. A Show Of Disrespect

Reddit | ridhan3912

Reminds me of a villain origin story. "Oh, so you all think I'm a bad guy? Fine, I'll be the bad guy, watch this!"

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35. A Glimpse Into Your Future

Reddit | Pduclosknott

Here's a lovely, wholesome meme for your mother-in-law to enjoy. The sort of meme you'd bring home for a family dinner, and once it had left, everyone would say, "Oh, what a lovely young person, you'll have to bring them again."

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