Sharing a bed with a partner means dealing with the little quirks they have in their sleep. For some, it means listening to a partner talk in their sleep.
In fact, up to two thirds of people experience sleep talking at some point in their lives. And what they say, as the Reddit users in this list could confirm, is usually pretty odd.
"...which apparently prompted me to sleep-say 'This just in! Local boy massages.. other local boy!!'
"I am a 26 year old female but that night I was a young 19th century newsboy at heart."
"'The spreadsheets got ice cream on them and need to be set on fire.'"
Sounds like a double whammy.
You know, not to get all philosophical on us or anything.
"It was from quiet to loud. Kind of like aaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH. And then she started snoring immediately after. I didn’t go back to sleep for a while."
"Then made the Jetsons flying car sound and went back to sleep."
"She doesn't remember her dreams after she wakes up so it's this mystery of whether or not she hid money in the desert."
"I stepped on a creaky spot, and husband shifted in bed and then said, in a very cheeky/smiling tone: 'I have a machine... that will shoot you.. if you move around. It'll shoot you right now!' Then he was back to be being dead asleep."
"I asked if he was good and he said in the calmest voice 'yeah sure I just wanted to see it to the end'.... he doesn’t remember it one bit."
"One night he started giggling and I asked him why he's doing it. Then he just replied with 'I want to tap your teeth and make them go 'hello!'"
"'I see you didn't bring the bag of leaves, so I know you're not serious.'"
Now I'm just curious about this whole leaf-trading situation.
"They wouldn’t just talk though, they’d have separate conversations with each other.
One night I woke up and one was chanting 'I am the spring berry, I am the spring berry.' The other just responded 'yeah, but Chick-fil-A said no in 2011.'"
"Drunk on New years and everyone was going to bed and she slept next to me. Middle of the night she goes 'who the [expletive] stole my wine.' I burst out laughing and it woke up her and other people around me."
"'I don't like waking up and you're not there; it's like putting my [expletive] in the toaster.'"
Man, this person's partner should consider a career in writing poetry or something.
"She then says, in a super hoarse voice, 'DEATH.' She had no memory of this the next day, and didn't remember any dreams. I'm still alive so...who knows."
"Being the supportive wife, I of course replied 'HELL YEAH!' To which he responded 'Yeah! Woo!' before falling back down on the bed and resuming the snoring.
"Wish I had a video of it. He still doesn’t believe me."
"He became even more distressed and said, 'What the [expletive] was THAT' and turned over in a huff. Well sooOOooOooOoOOOooorry."
"I kinda laugh and be like what are you on about and then she’ll start laughing along too. Then she’ll wake up and be like 'why did you wake me up? What do you want it’s late!'"
"He sat up and said 'I’m your fan,' and waved his hands like a fan, and then laughed at his own joke and went back to sleep. Did not remember it in the morning."
The comments under that entry were busy trying to figure out who Abigail is, but with very little luck.
"I haven't a clue why or what I was even dreaming about, maybe he was cooking something and I didn't want cheese? Maybe it was a choice between throwing me or the cheese overboard to save the boat? Who knows? Not me that's for sure..."
