I Can't Believe It's 2022 And Jason Momoa Still Hasn't Won 'Sexiest Man Alive' Yet

Rae Batchelor
Jason Momoa.
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Every November, we wait, and wait, and wait to find out who has been crowned People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive. The title has gone to such deserving contestants over the years, like Paul Rudd, Michael B. Jordan, Idris Elba, Patrick Swayze, Brad Pitt... the list of all our favorite hunks and dreamboats goes on.

But one name who still somehow hasn't made the list? Jason Momoa. And at this point, it's getting ridiculous!

Nothing against this year's winner, Chris Evans.

Chris Evans playing with a bunch of puppies.
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Chris is definitely a worthy choice for the title — who didn't drool over him as Captain America, or his roles in Knives Out, Snowpiercer, or Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World?

Chris is a certified hunk, and I'm not saying he didn't deserve it! I'm just saying that maybe somebody deserved it more, who has NEVER won the title.

You know, somebody who can rock long hair or short hair.

Somebody with tattoos, a sexy scar, and a bod to make you weak in the knees?

Somebody who's a great parent, a humanitarian, and absolutely killer with an axe?

Anyone we know fitting this description, and has been the top of all of our own personal sexiest men alive lists since his Game Of Thrones days?

Somebody who just adopted a pet pig, perhaps?

Yeah, that's right. Jason just ratcheted up his own cuteness by adopting a little baby pig from the set of his latest movie, Slumberland. In a video, he asks the pig if he wants to come to the film's premiere with him and says, "We can paint your nails pink and put a little top hat on you."

If that's not the behavior of the sexiest man alive, I don't know what is!

At this point, it almost feels like it's on purpose.

Jason Momoa making a heart with his hands.
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Maybe once Chris Evans' time in the spotlight is over, we should all start campaigning for Jason Momoa to take the title in 2023 — if we make enough noise, we have to be able to make an impact!

Luckily for the list and for us, it looks like Jason is only getting better with age, so I think we're going to have a lot of time left before he gets dethroned as the real sexiest man alive.