15+ Pics That Straight-Up Don't Look Like They Really Happened

If nothing else, you'd think the engineer wouldn't want this daredevil blocking their view. Did he jump on right as the train was pulling out or something?

I'm not interested in dwelling on stuff that this person already regrets, but I would need to see how the lanyard actually got in this position. It seems a little confusing.

The way that the bricks seem to be falling away into a mysterious void almost makes it seem like real life has just turned into a video game.

I'm not sure how I'm supposed to feel about a beautician's practice head with "no salvation, no forgiveness" written under it, but I'm guessing this isn't really used for funeral services.

Unless they have an extremely niche customer base, that is.

A lot of the yolk didn't even get a chance to hit the ground before it froze solid and I can't say I've seen anything like that before.

It almost looks like it has little legs.

Someone certainly got creative with these taxidermy frogs, but it feels like whoever owns this might have a hard time explaining why.

It's easy to be curious about what could make a faucet start belching out fire when it's not right in front of you, but I wouldn't be surprised if whoever dealt with this was in full panic mode.

Yeah, people could use harnesses or any other actual safety equipment, but it's a lot easier just to get used to the gentle swaying of the truck dangling 40 feet above the street.

Good God...

If it's a little unsettling to see this, that feeling is probably better than the knowledge that this person will basically have to do a gymnastics routine whenever they get thirsty.

I know it seems like someone tried and failed to make some sort of point about meth, but it's actually promoting a Methodist church's pancake breakfast.

Usually, you have to wait a few years until someone spills the tea on Reddit to get all of the juiciest details.

Firing off a gun all willy-nilly is never a good idea, but at least we can understand the behavior in this case even if we don't condone it.

That's especially true if instead of bleating like the ones on the right probably do, it makes the kind of growling roar you'd hear in a death metal song.

And yeah, it can turn away from the camera all it wants. There are no other suspects in the case of the broken toilet.

I'm guessing this person almost looks forward to people resisting arrest so they can show off the many ways they've studied the blade.

I guess that when your best buddy only has hooves, you're not left with a lot of options for a designated driver.

That said, I can honestly imagine that my last wishes won't be too far off from this. A confusing legacy is still a legacy, after all.

Do not put human-like teeth on dolls. Ever.

And who thought this was something that belonged in an antiques mall? This is straight out of the horror remake of Toy Story 4.

It would rather just grow a whole lot of new mouths.

I'm not sure how much more effective a strategy it is

Because aged busses that look a bit beat up, but are otherwise sound are a million times better than a bus that looks like a kaiju monster took a bite out of it.

He may have just staged this for the photo, but I don't think that the peeing part matters, because a person willingly has their face that close to the floor beneath a urinal, and that is not okay.

I assume they caged the person in the fursuit for some reason, but it looks like that angry look they designed on their getup wasn't just for show.

Imagine losing the upper hand to someone dressed like this.

It's things like this that make me okay with the fact I always lose one or both of my gloves halfway through the season. Buying new ones every year is far more preferable to THIS.

Apparently, those lyrics also refer to the concrete jungle.

I couldn't find a proper explanation for this image. Once person said it was in Johannesburg and there were lion warnings for a week and another person said it was for a movie shoot.

Not this guy. This guy is not doing his best.

At least, I'm assuming that's his kid. If not, then this is even worse.

Dentures aren't cheap, and these ones appear to have been found in a gutter and placed atop the trash can the way one might tie a lost scarf to a tree.

Presumably, the exterior of the men's washroom is the reflective side of the mirror, but I doubt I could ever trust that the people making faces couldn't see me.

You see, that's the screw from a jaw that was rebuilt in 20 years ago. It worked itself loose, then up through the person's gums. Apparently, it's the second screw that's escaped this specific jaw.

That's one unlucky person.

Thankfully, the "blade" appears to be made of wood, but it would probably still leave a bruise after dropping.

The kid directly behind the guillotine looks like he might enjoy it.

Hopefully, those blinds stay down most of the time, but I need to know who thought this was the perfect room to examine patients in.

They always say to fake it 'til you make it, but it seems that these kids are starting to panic when it comes to finding ways to do that.

"Um, I've seen adults use leaf blowers. We should probably do that."

"We'll look weird doing it in a trench coat, though."

"We don't have a choice! We're already in too deep."