Holiday season is officially upon us, which means that it's time for our favorite pairing: inappropriate comments from extended family members, and just the right amount of alcohol to grant us the gift of forgetting said comments.
Don't act like y'all aren't about to sit at a turkey dinner with your racist Grandma and your estranged Uncle John who says things like "I'm not a lesbian, I'm an American," then spills an entire bowl of cranberry sauce on his ill-fitting white tank top.