Bet you didn't think you'd be reading about a deer's impromptu sex tape today, did you?
Well, I didn't think I'd be writing about one so I guess we were all in for a bit of a surprise.
Bet you didn't think you'd be reading about a deer's impromptu sex tape today, did you?
Well, I didn't think I'd be writing about one so I guess we were all in for a bit of a surprise.
But this Lothario was in for a bit of a surprise when his unresponsive partner's head popped clear off mid-lovemaking. Definitely a mood-ruiner if I've ever seen one.
At the beginning of the clip, we see the randy buck approach what he clearly believes to be a rather beautiful doe standing in the middle of someone's backyard.
According to New York Post, his incredibly life-like queen was actually a decoy the Bergans, a family of avid hunters, had placed outside their home.
But to this promiscuous deer, she was a fair-furred beauty just waiting for her prince charming.
Meanwhile, an unseen child behind the camera witnessing the scene through a window remarks, "Oh my gosh, I'm so scared right now."
Suffice it to say, this kid wasn't exactly excited about the episode of Animal Planet that was about to play out in their own backyard.
"[He's] on top of it!" family matriarch Lana Bergan exclaims as she watches the buck mount the faux doe. "Don't move 'cause he'll see us. Watch. Watch!"
Oh, we're definitely watching, Lana. Don't you worry about that. Our sick curiosity knows no bounds.
You know the one:
"I don't wanna be your hero, I don't wanna be a big man, just wanna fight like everyone else."
That's baby making music right there.
But they had no idea what was about to happen, and the deer definitely had no idea, either. To say this was probably a first for him is a huge understatement.
He initially appears ready to run off into the woods and leave his beguiling beauty on the lawn for someone else to deal with. But then, perhaps remembering the love they once shared, he turns around and returns to the doe.
Eventually, he gets close enough to give the doe's dearly departed head a cautious sniff.
This is likely when he realized he was getting it on with a piece of plastic, and also the moment where he decided he was going to look at any future lover's face first before climbing onto her back. Like a gentleman.
It was shared by the sporting goods company Nose Down Scents where it's been shared more than 70,000 times.
"That's why safe words are so important," one Facebook user wrote.
Another chimed in, "That buck is going to be traumatized for the rest of his life."
Watch the full video below.
I just hope Carl's friends know the national no-snitching policy because this is one boys' night secret they're really going to need to keep to themselves. After all, police are still searching for Carl, the Buckshot Killer.
h/t: New York Post