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Fashionable Wine Purse Sneakily Holds Two Bottles Of Wine, And No One Will Know

There are so many situations where you wish you could just easily pour yourself a glass, or a few, of wine inconspicuously. Your kid's sports games, after work waiting for the bus, at a movie — honestly, anywhere and anytime is wine o' clock.

What if I told you that there is in fact a contraption that will grant all your wine wishes?

Amazon is selling this genius invention.

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The PortoVino City Wine Tote is more than just a functional bag for your water bottle, wallet, and a million receipts — it also holds wine.

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But it gets better.

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It doesn't simply hold and chill one bottle of wine, it holds and chills two — 1.5L in total.

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There's plenty of room to pack a few glasses, but you don't really need one.

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It's just a giant thermos, anyways.

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You might have people flock around you like seagulls with french fries.

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Don't say I didn't warn you.

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And when people ask you what you're pouring there, you simply pull a Karen.

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However, you really could fill it with juice if you wanted to. Any beverage will do!

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At the end of the day, no one will have any idea you're carrying liquid gold right over your shoulder.

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Each tote runs for $44.95 and comes in seven different stylish colors, making it super discreet.

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This is a great gift for all your of-age friends and family, and of course, yourself.

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Thank me later.

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