Sometimes I like to think my dogs talk back to back to me. Usually, this occurs after too many days at home, as cabin fever sets in. My rational brain knows that they aren't really replying to my queries, but I just need to talk to someone.
If I recorded any of it, social media would just see a crazy lady in ratty pjs talking to herself while a dog barks at the mailman.
I don't record these interactions for obvious reasons.