Ah, Capitalism—the scourge and savior of our lives. The capitalist machine is like Matt from Tinder: He makes your life a living hell because he couldn't give a crap about you, but you keep him around cause you have, you know, needs.
Every minute you're spending at your cubicle, the CEOs of the world are attempting to maximize their profit off you even more than they already have through the invention of futuristic hellscape-eque products. Today, that such product is the StandardToilet.