14+ Of Chrissy Teigen's Best Tweets From 2019

Who says you can't get validation from your haters?

Chrissy deals with people who try to come for her with an attitude that is both graceful, yet brutal. I aspire to be that funny.

This tweet is a rollercoaster. Like sure, yes! Absolutely the most unprofessional thing someone made Chrissy do was fill the register when it was off. That checks out.

"Also, eating from the trash." Sorry, say what now?

"I didn’t know tonight was the voice finale. John invited everyone to dinner at the house after and I’m really [expletive] mad because I didn’t make a [expletive] FINALE meal. I would have gotten a cake or something too?? Who the [expletive] does this? U don’t win the voice then eat short ribs," she began.

"It sounds dumb yes but this is VERY john. I am always in charge of doing the fun, extra [expletive] and he has no idea how much I plan normally and he’s like “no it’s fine they just wanna have dinner” but it’s literally the finale of their show??? And I have no ice cream truck"

The ice cream truck comment took me out.

Last place? Chrissy somehow got last place in a meme of the decade poll? Who took this poll? Who were the participants? I have some questions, because the fact that she lost to weaker memes like Bad Luck Brian is a crime.

Only Chrissy Teigen would give birth to kids who can somehow perfectly recreate memes without even trying.

Miles is the hero we need, but absolutely do not deserve. Rock on, lil man.

For those days when you just can't handle being a person anymore, Chrissy has your back. Just print this on a t-shirt and wear it proudly for all to see.

I gotta go retweet this tweet again actually, brb.

"I bring up two peeled eggs with me since I wake up so hungry in the night. Do u know how gross it is to eat hard eggs in the night."

Chrissy...what?

When I tell you that I laughed out loud at "They're my night eggs," trust me that I'm telling the absolute truth.

She just says these things with such confidence, you know?

The Daily Mail ran a headline that read: "Chrissy Teigen locks herself in a room to get some 'peace' from her crying children while on family vacation with John Legend."

Every mom in the world probably also said, "same."

"I just tried to have a talk with Luna and said “hey. I just want you to know that you’re a really awesome daughter. I’m so lucky” and she said 'what if my name was poo poo pee pee'"

In a thread of the nonsense her kids get up to, this tweet about Luna made me laugh the hardest.

I don't know how or why this happened, but I have two thoughts here.

1. No one should do this to her ever again, except in the event of 2, which is:

2. She needs to do this look on SNL at least once.

I can't imagine having to stand there and break it to Chrissy Teigen that you're not interested in her face mask, but in whether or not you need to serve her food later.

No one knows how to humble their husband like Chrissy Teigen does.

When John Legend was named People's "Sexist Man Alive," Chrissy immediately started making fun of him. As it should be.

Which is quite literally too NSFW for us to post. After Chrissy was referred to as John Legend's "foul-mouthed wife," she took to Twitter to clap back...and accidentally went super viral.

"lol what a [expletive] [expletive] [expletive]. tagged everyone but me. an honor, mister president."

The honor was ours, Chrissy Teigen.