If you've never stood in your bathroom at 3 in the morning cutting your own bangs with a pair of dull kitchen scissors without having done any research whatsoever then congratulations, life has worked out super well for you.
As for the rest of us, we know the struggle of going all Sweeney Todd on ourselves and then standing in a puddle of hair as we try to pretend that hack-job on our forehead is anywhere close to the "Zooey Deschanel" bangs we were shooting for.
So if you find yourself desperately googling how long it takes bangs to grow out (answer: about 10 years), I suggest you take a few minutes to read these hilarious tweets because you might just walk away feeling a little bit better about your... situation.