I don't know about you, but whenever I come across a super clever and super funny tweet, I always have this moment where I think, "Damn, I really wish I'd thought of that first."
It only takes around 280 characters for these masters of observational comedy to make us feel like inferior beings, but that's just what the internet's for, right?
So here's an entire list of those people who beat us to the punch and came up with some of the funniest, most clever tweets possible.