18+ People Who Are Prepared For Anything And Everything

What in God's name can protect you against a hurricane but is also small enough to fit in that box!? Let me know what you're putting in your magical hurricane protection kit below.

Business in the top half, didn't do laundry in the bottom half. This is how a successful businessman operates.

No matter what you've ordered from Taco Bell, no mater how much of it you ordered, this bathroom has you covered!

Yep, as it turns out 243 packets is the maximum amount that you can have. When the fire-sauce apocalypse comes, this person will be a king amongst men.

I don't know what the situation is that this person is prepared for, but hot damn when it happens, you'll be wishing you'd made one of these bad boys!

They will occasionally send out reconnaissance scouts to locate snacks, toilet rolls, and other things to be generally vandalized or eaten.

At least now you're ready to charge up any real presents you get. Either that or you can spend the day throwing them at your little brother?

I never knew there was a man out there who could oust Jeff Goldblum as my hero, but here he is. Any situation, anywhere at all, this guy has just the cocktail for you and looks fly while he makes it.

The wireless vision is all well and good, except for the fact that everything still uses damn wires!

"What flavour would you like, we have all of the best, blue, red, and cola?"

I wonder how many times a day this person has to hand these out? I'd guess four a day?

Little do people know they have a minimum transaction cost that will sting you! Genius.

This flowchart encompasses all manner of possibilities, so long as they are raccoon and house related. I do love this, and I wonder how many times this kid's mother must have been panicking about this for him to make such a thing.

God forbid you'd get stuck in the middle of nowhere only to find all of the accouterments to make instant noodles except for the seasoning! That would be an absolute disaster.

This is just a sandwich sneeze-guard but for humans, what a wonderful idea, I'm sick of people sneezing on me, aren't you?

Shortly after posting this picture, and due to a completely unrelated incident, a family member of the person who posted this requested if anyone knew of any good teachers of braille.

I remember the first day I got a Tamagotchi, truly that was the day I became an adult. Until you're a Tamagotchi owner yourself, you just don't know anything about life, it just makes you reevaluate everything. (And yes I'm talking to you parents!)

"It's the finest armor in all of the land sire, none finer I assure you."

I can't believe they still left the troubleshooting button-free, I'd be covering everything!

This guy looks just as defeated with life as you'd expect from a man who brings his own chair on the train.

This guy clearly doesn't care a jot about what people think about him and that is really refreshing. Also, those tiny cones are adorable!

I know that it is a joke, but it is giving me mad anxiety looking at how close to falling out that Macbook is!

And who said that earthquake detection had to be boring?! Everything can be fun with googly eyes!

I genuinely do not know if these are a real thing that you can buy as a precaution, or something this person did as a joke. Let me know in the comments if you've ever had to strap down your house... and why!

These are perfect for the person who is too proud to ask for a knife and fork, yet too lazy to actually learn how to use chopsticks.

Comfy chairs/bean bags, check. Classic video games, check. I literally cannot think of anything else it needs. Perfection.

It may not be the most glamorous thing that I've ever seen on the internet, but I can't pretend like it's not a good idea!

I mean, as truly unsettling as the possibilities are, hopefully, he's just trying to increase his knowledge of a wide range of separate genres!

I wonder how many years in the making this moment has been! I'd like to get one for my mother that has "in microwave" replaced with "on the sideboard getting cold."

You never know when you might be in a rough area and need to defend yourself in a flute-off.