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10+ Memes To Help You Suffer Your Way Through Cold And Flu Season

It's time to douse yourself in hand sanitizer and hope for the best because flu season is back, baby.

Every year I think my immune system will do its job to help protect me from the dreaded misery of sniffles, sneezes, and coughs. And yet every year I end up curled inside a little blanket burrito, burning my way through a box of tissues, and trying to remember what it's like to be able to breathe through my nose.

You know that old saying, "laughter is the best medicine?" Well I don't know how legit it is, but here are some of the funniest cold and flu memes the internet has to offer. A little humor is just what the doctor ordered.

And Nyquil. Lots and lots of Nyquil.

What more do you want from me?

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Remember that carrot I ate last week? That wasn't good enough for you? Ungrateful.

And I'm losing control.

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I'm sorry, but there's just no escaping a virus when it hits your house. All you can do is watch and wait for it to be your turn to eat chicken soup in bed for every meal.

We gonna power through this one.

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There are no sick days on the weekend, sis. You better put some blush on those pale cheeks and pack some tissues in your clutch because you're going out.

Every time.

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There's nothing more disorienting than taking a fever nap in the middle of the day and waking up in a pitch-dark room to the sounds of your mom making dinner in the kitchen.

Time just doesn't exist when you're sick.

Pro-tip.

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Trust me, I'm not a doctor.

Finally someone said it.

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Also, those pill containers with child safety caps are great until you're dizzy and sleepy and can't figure out whether you're supposed to push and twist, twist then push, or if this bottle just wasn't meant to be opened.

I know it'll make me feel better, but at what cost?

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I'm the kind of person that cuts my pills in two and will open liquid tablets instead of swallowing them whole. My sore throat doesn't need that kind of trauma.

Not today, junior.

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This is a public PSA: please, for the love of all that is holy, teach your children how to cover their little germy mouths when they cough.

I have a certain set of skills.

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This kind of betrayal cannot go unpunished.

The good ol' days.

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Remember when you could breathe? Ah, good times.

Please.

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I can't believe we still have to actually tell people to do this but yes, please wash your hands.

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