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26 People Who Didn't Get What They Deserved

There are some people out there who believe that they should have any of their wants or desires served up for them on a silver platter; however, the world is very rarely so kind!

Whether they be people wishing for magic voodoo dolls, accidentally getting their photo taken as a member of the Liverpool FC lineup, or bemoaning the difficulty of making pancakes, their world can be an unforgiving place. So, with that in mind, here are 15+ people who just want what they deserve.

How Do You Mess Up Pancakes?

I am so curious to taste this thing now. I might have to go and buy myself a rice cooker later to bake myself one of these extra thick pancakes.

That Moment That Your Rainbow Cake Looks Like A Unicorn's Backside

Reddit | MaverickMurphy

This really went from the most potentially wondrous creation to one of the most quietly unsettling thing I've seen come out of an oven.

When You Just Want To Stop A Prankster

Reddit | Nic0487

Someone quite rightly pointed out how strange it is that the prankster didn't put the eyes in the word "googly".

When You're Just Trying To Photograph Birds

Reddit | herr_johannes

Sometimes you just want to take a simple picture of some wildlife, but end up creating an absurdist freeze-frame. What kind of car would they be driving? An Eagle probably.

Uncooked Vs Cooked

Personally, I've never had that much luck with putting a water-damaged phone in uncooked rice anyway, so I don't think you've missed out on much. Has this ever worked for anyone out there pr is it just am urban myth?

When You Just Want To Brag About Your New Job

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I've heard of people being fired on their first day before, but never someone getting fired before they even started!

They Only Wanted To Take A Pregnancy Test

Reddit | NateM135

I feel sorry for whoever works at the phone repair shop that this person took their urine-soaked phone to in order to try and get it fixed.

The Urban Legend

Reddit | Tottenheimer

I've heard of excellent customer service in tales of old. Alas, I am yet to actually encounter it in reality.

Every Home Deserves A Batsignal

Reddit | aarindiwatee

It's almost like comic books are built upon lies and fantasy! This must have been the moment that this person's childhood died.

Mozzarella Sticks Can Be Tricky!

Reddit | Cheesecakesimulator

Imagine if that cheese finally snapped like an elastic band and just pinged the parent in the eye, that would be the most embarrassing trip to A&E ever.

Justice

There's nothing quite like sticking it to the man! Also, what has this police car possibly been doing to end up that filthy?!

The 18th Customer Of The Day!

If there's one menial thing in this world that drives me completely insane, it is people queue jumping. There is a special circle of hell reserved for people who do this!

They Deserved Better Than A C!

I'm not saying they deserved it for the right reasons, but they definitely deserved more than they got! I'd hang this in my living room.

What A Spectacular View

Reddit | [deleted]

Little do people know that Japan has installed a paywall at Mt. Fuji. Unless you pay an extra fee when you're there, the whole mountain will remain covered in fog.

I Wonder If That Is Regulation?

Reddit | xbumblebee

I've heard speculation that Bayern Munich offered Liverpool £80, 000, 000 for the dynamite forward when she was at her peak.

What A Self-Esteem Boost!

I would love to see what my grandfather would make if he was asked to make a bust of me. It would probably make this look like the Mona Lisa!

"Knitted handle covers for your pots!"

Reddit | goldplatedearl

On paper, a knitted pan handle cover sounds like a great idea; however, not so much in reality! I dread to think what they knitted around to end up with that shape. (Is that how knitting works, do you knit around stuff? I literally know nothing about knitting!)

False Advertising

Reddit | Dittestark

I think that this sign would have actually deterred punters if it had been put up outside the bar that I was working at during my early 20s.

Voodoo Magic

On a similar note, if anyone finds my voodoo doll, can you cast a spell upon it which will prevent it/me from thinking that ordering takeaway every night is a good idea. I don't know how you'd go about that, but good God you'd be doing me a solid if you figure it out.

"Read the fine print."

Actor Misha Collins, best known as Castiel on Supernatural, made a slip up any of us could have. Sure, French Dip isn't maple syrup, but those can't have been the worst snow cones ever, can they?

Hallelujah

Reddit | Guatalian2013

"I work at a company whose staff is 85% female and we just hired 3 new male team members," wrote the uploader. "The ladies are taking it well." Indeed!

Ah yes, therapy animals.

Small technical glitch, the geese were supposed to attack the stress, not the students. The two are easily confused though, I'm sure.

Some Assembly Required

Maybe it's just me, but this seems like good motivation to learn to knit. Can we get this guy some needles and a manual, maybe a support group of grandmothers?

Siri, What's The Definition Of Optimism?

Reddit | Zitter_Aalex

All this DIY needs is a genie, or possibly a blue fairy, and a wish from a special child of destiny.

Must be quiz day.

Reddit | Dezmeriya

You have to give some credit to the kid trying to summon the all-knowing power of Google through his yarmulke.

The Classics Never Go Away

Reddit | Scubadrew

Technology has come far, but only so far — yes, you can put a telling graphic on a copier's lock screen, and you can remind it that it's on notice at the same time.

Well, This Is Awkward

Reddit | Falom

So good news, nobody has to be cold...bad news, the new dice are broken and have failed to add any spice whatsoever. I'd say they're Amish dice, but have you seen the size of Amish families?

Well, It's Not Eggplant

Reddit | iblametheparents86

I don't know if cucumbers grow in the shade, but it's clear that this grocery store can throw the shade. Yowsers.

How To Keep Your Keys From Being Stolen

Reddit | 17EAndersen

Call me old fashioned, but if you've got a safe that someone can just pick up and walk away with, then that kind of defeats the purpose of putting stuff into a safe.

A Tragedy In Two Acts

Reddit | beely_yumyum2x2

Yes, Homer Simpson can get excited about floor pie, but he's the only one. For the person who clearly put significant time, effort, and skill into their creation, well, it's a good thing they got a pic.