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10+ Celebs With Too Many Kids To Count

Jake Bean 13 Feb 2020

There are celebrities out there who, apparently, just really like to be parents.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, parenting is a beautiful, natural thing, but you've got to ask yourself where does it stop?

1. Jude Law

Paramount Studios

Kid Count: 5

Starting off with a relatively low number (for this list) actor Jude Law has five children at the time of writing. Who knows, he may have seven or so by next year.

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2. Rod Stewart

Instagram | @sirrodstewart

Kid Count: 8

Well, we know this: there was someone out there who thought Rod Stewart was sexy.

Heck, someone thought that at least eight times! Eight kids, wow that sure is a lot.

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3. Steven Spielberg

New Line Cinema

Kid Count: 7

Who would have thought that legendary director Steven Spielberg was popping out so many kids, but there you go.

I guess this is what happens when you don't keep up.

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4. James Van Der Beek

Instagram | @vanderjames

Kid Count: 5

Back into the realms of somewhat sensible, James Van Der Beek is keeping his kid count relatively low with five. And they're all pretty young too!

Must have been a short time between pregnancies... his poor wife.

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5. Diddy

Instagram | @diddy

Kid Count: 7

Diddy's got his own biddy kiddy army. Maybe he's trying to start up a family band.

Kind of like The Partridge Family, except instead of "groovy" tunes it would be for rap.

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6. Bruce Willis

Instagram | @rumerwillis

Kid Count: 5

It's not the first five kids we've seen on this list, but there's something special about Bruce Willis' five: they're all girls!

He must really be in touch with his feminine side.

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7. Jim Gaffigan

Instagram | @jimgaffigan

Kid Count: 5

So comedian Jim Gaffigan has five children, presumably so A) he can have more people around while spelunking (if the picture is to be believed) and B) he can have more material for jokes.

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8. Arnold Schwarzenegger

Instagram | @schwarzenegger

Kid Count: 5

Not only does the bodybuilder turned actor turner governor have five children, but how's this for some inside [Hollywood] goss: one of his daughters is dating Chris Pratt!

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9. Eddie Murphy

Instagram | @bria_murphy

Kid Count: 10

Ten! Can you believe it? Comedian Eddie Murphy has 10 bloody children!

Well, at least we know for sure that the Murphy bloodline isn't going to die out any time soon.

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10. Mick Jagger

Instagram | @mickjagger

Kid Count: 8

Not only does Mick Jagger have eight children, but he also had his most recent child in 2016.

It doesn't sound so bad until you realize Jagger was 72 at the time.

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11. Alec Baldwin

Instagram | @hilariabaldwin

Kid Count: 6

It seems that Alex Baldwin of all people has five children with his wife Hilaria Thomas, and had one daughter with his ex-wife Kim Basinger.

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12. Steve Harvey

Instagram | @iamsteveharveytv

Kid Count: 7

When you think of Steve Harvey, chances are that you aren't thinking about his children or family.

But the star actually has seven kids!

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13. Clint Eastwood

Instagram | @scotteastwood

Kid Count: 8

We have to wonder if Clint Eastwood's children are as tough as he was as a young man.

Could they pull off The Man With No Name, as their father did before them?

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14. Tish Cyrus

Kid Count: 5

And you thought Miley Cyrus only had one brother!

But she actually has four siblings: two sisters and two brothers. What a happy little family they have over there!

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15. Kevin Costner

Instagram | @kevincostnermodernwest

Kid Count: 7

Yes, they come from three different relationships and yes again, some of them are adults, but they are all his kids nonetheless.

He's clearly a busy man, that Kevin Costner.

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16. Kevin James

Instagram | @kevinjamesofficial

Kid Count: 4

And unlike a lot of the other people on this list, all of them are from his first and only wife, Steffiana de la Cruz. Good for you, Kevin!

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17. Taylor Hanson

Instagram | @taylorhanson

Kid Count: 6

This guy's got teens, he's got babies, he's got dogs, man that must be one busy household!

But seriously, you have a beautiful family, Mr. Hanson. Good for you.

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18. Tori Spelling

Instagram | @torispelling

Kid Count: 5

Tori Spelling has five beautiful children that she takes to Lego Space Hollywood, the Lego experience that led up to the second Lego Movie?

Awww, how come my mom never takes me to Lego experiences?

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19. Mel Gibson

Kid Count: 9

And sitting on this list with a very well earned silver medal is Mel Gibson, coming second only to Eddie Murphy with his nine children!

Better get busy if you want gold, Mel!

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20. Mike Tyson

Instagram | @miketyson

Kid Count: 7

Former world heavyweight champion Mike Tyson has a whole lot of kids.

He would have one more, but his daughter tragically died in a car accident in 2009.

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21. David And Victoria Beckham

Kid Count: 4

If you were in a relationship with either David or Victoria Beckham, would you be able to keep your hands off either one of them?

No, you wouldn't. No wonder they have four kids.

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22. Gordon Ramsay

Kid Count: 4

The celebrity chef has a whole slew of children to carry on the family name.

Do you think his kids will call their subordinates donkeys, or will they use curse words?

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23. Marlon Brando

Wikimedia

Kid Count: 15

Fifteen children. He's had kids with three different wives, an assistant, a housekeeper, and a novelist.

Truly, this is starting to sound like the set up for a joke.

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24. Robert De Niro

Wikimedia

Kid Count: 6

The legendary actor has a lot of kids. He had one with his first wife, twins with his second, two with his third, and he also adopted his third wife's kid.

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25. Charlie Chaplin

Wikimedia | https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Chaplin_The_Kid_5.jpg

Kid Count: 11

Man actors back in the day were having a lot of kids! Charlie Chaplin not only had 11 kids but also did so with four different wives. Busy guy!

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26. Sting

Kid Count: 6

A couple with his first wife, a couple with his second, this guy was no stranger to the bedroom when he was married.

Still, six is average for this list.

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27. Master P

Kid Count: 9

When he wasn't rapping or playing basketball for the Toronto Raptors (woo) he was apparently making babies. Making a whole lot of babies, to be scientific about it.

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28. Marie Osmond

Instagram | @marieosmond

Kid Count: 8

There are a couple of adoptions there, but most of her children were from her second husband, Brian Blosil.

Interestingly enough, she's back together with her first husband Stephen James Craig now.

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29. Kirk Cameron

Kid Count: 6

God has apparently blessed Kirk Cameron and Chelsea Noble with six beautiful children.

Well, I guess there's only two words to say here: Thanks, God!

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30. Madonna

Kid Count: 6

We all know about her very public adoptions, but she also had some kids with famous director Guy Richie!

Not to mention one with Carlos Leon, and you know, more adoptions.

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31. DMX

Kid Count: 15

Tied for first place on this list is DMX, who has had so many affairs he isn't even sure if 15 is the right number. We love it, X.

Yolanda!

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32. Mia Farrow

Giphy

Kid Count: 14

It seems that even Eddie Murphy can't keep up with Mia Farrow. But in his defense, she has had two marriages and even adopted some children on her own.

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