There are some people out there who aren't exactly what you would think of as, "model citizens". These are the kinds of people who eat rotisserie chickens in parking lots alone, treat doctors like horses, and lie about the amount of wine they drink.
However, I think we all have moments such as these which set us apart from the so-called "upstanding citizens" amongst us! So, to celebrate our individual character flaws, here are 14+ tweets for people who aren't exactly upstanding citizens.