16+ Hilarious Tweets From Women To Get You Through That Meeting You have Today

It's so damn specific but also so damn true too. I can genuinely name three English teachers (and one professor) that definitely apply to this tweet.

And I think that says a lot about me.

Honestly, I think this stems from the uncomfortable realization that I really don't understand her? Or any other 17 year old for that matter? And I'm not sure when I got so old but it is deeply troubling?

Opening my email is like peeking into a box that has the potential to ruin my day. Sometimes it's just better to keep that lid shut, you know what I mean?

What I'm saying is I rarely check my email so don't please don't email me.

They're all beautiful souls and I truly wish them the best. And if anyone hurts them I will be taking immediate action.

I have dealt with the rudest, most challenging cat possible for years. She doesn't listen to reason and she doesn't particularly like me, even though I'm just trying to do what's best for her.

I'm ready to run the country.

I can't name a single time my mom has ever pulled actual whipped cream from the fridge but she still has an entire drawer full of empty containers so I'm going to need some answers ASAP, Janice.

While we're at it, mind helping me pick a new Facebook photo too? And do you think this $75 lunch container from Amazon is worth the price? Be honest.

I literally just moved, and it was a nightmare from start to finish. You may think it's going to be painless, you may think you're someone who can handle the stress of picking up and moving your entire life to a new location.

But you would be wrong.

My first tattoo, like most people's, was deep and meaningful and warranted a long Facebook post to explain its significance to everyone.

My latest one was an elephant because I happy to just really, really love elephants.

I'm also a fan of his other brilliant works, such as She's The Man and West Side Story.

It's not like any of us would be able to figure this out on our own, since we never seen Joaquin Phoenix and Ty Burrell in the same place at the same time.

But now that we're seeing them side to side? Twinsies.

This outfit? This hair? This makeup? These shoes? It was all for the people. But the people decided to stay home today so now I'm just out here looking like a damn snack without anyone around to appreciate it.

Sometimes you don't realize just how lonely you are until a box of frozen fettuccine alfredo can brings a tear to your eye with one simple word.

Ours wasn't even taught during our regular gym class. We were pulled out of classes to go learn how to "dosey do" at like, 11 AM and no one ever tried to explain why this was necessary.

I recently got a friend request from someone I went out with all of two times back in high school and when I declined the request he actually text me to demand to know why.

Boy I haven't wasted a single thought on you since I was 17, what makes you think I'm going to let you join the elite club that is my Facebook friends group?

This is just like the people who go on about cauliflower pizza crust tasting better than the full-carb stuff. Like, we know you're trying to convince yourself that's true, but we refuse to believe your lies, Brenda.

Just the other day I was standing in front of my closet, admiring the beautiful range of colors I have hanging up in there. And then I grabbed the same black sweater I always wear and quickly shut the door on that dusty rainbow.

I need all the sleep I can get, even if that means throwing the blinds closed at 7:35 PM and climbing into bed before some people have even sat down for dinner yet.

This is adulthood.

Please take your seat, we haven't called the chocolate ice cream lovers yet. But all you people with your ears pierced are welcome to board now. Have a great flight. Thank you for choosing every airline ever.

You'll still find me going out of my way to avoid cleaning out under my bathroom sink counter until another season rolls around. Then and only then will I get rid of those empty conditioner bottles.