The truth is out there... or so the X Files would have you believe! However, in lieu of aliens and shady government conspiracies, there are more pressing truths out there.
These are such truths as, it is physically impossible to only have one chocolate finger, drinking wine alone isn't sad if no one knows about it, and Piers Morgan is a walking sack of excrement. So, for more everyday truths like those, here are a handful os specially selected quotes that don't shy away from the truth!
