Whether she's shelling out weird advice on her lifestyle website, Goop or putting her own foot in her mouth in interviews, Gwyneth Paltrow is one unique lady.
A jade egg for your vagina? Affordable luxury yachts???
The WTF-metre is close to breaking from these 10+ weird pieces of advice that the actress gave the world.
Tired of the ole face mask for your self-care day? Try vagina steaming!
You "sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam treats you to an energetic release."
One woman even suffered second-degree burns from it.
Um, ouch!
“Yep, it’s a 24-karat gold dildo," they wrote.
Forget sending your kids to college or putting a downpayment on a house; you need this!!!
Better skin is just a painful bee sting away, at least according to Gwyneth.
She told the New York Times:
“I’ve been stung by bees. It’s a thousands of years old treatment called apitherapy. People use it to get rid of inflammation and scarring. It’s actually pretty incredible if you research it. But, man, it’s painful.”
We never thought we'd hear the words, "surprisingly affordable yacht service," but here we are!
“Years later, older and slightly less compelled by booze, they’ve launched Yachts & Friends, a more grown up, yet still surprisingly affordable yacht rental service."
They make it sound as though you and your friends are splitting an Uber.
It doesn't matter if you've got your drunk friend Carl coming and not the Queen of England; this Goop entertaining cheat sheet still applies.
When Gwyneth and ex-husband Chris Martin announced that they were "conscious uncoupling" aka getting a divorce, the weird move screamed Gwyneth.
The news was even shared on her Goop site, causing it to break down.
Anyway, if you want to follow suit, good luck finding a "conscious uncoupling" lawyer.
An article on Goop wrote:
"If you move your shoulder and allow yourself to feel the rub of your shirt on your skin, or the brushing of your hair against your neck, those sensations are innately sensual, and pleasure that can be accessed anytime."
Um, get a room! Or at least a wardrobe.
Just try not to yawn — like you've been doing your whole life — from reading this:
"Gently tilt your head back to a comfortable position and allow your mouth to hang open widely while you gently extend into it," she told readers on Goop.
Phew, thank goodness someone finally taught us how to do this.
"Yoni eggs harness the power of energy work, crystal healing, and a Kegel-like physical practice," the site writes.
"Insert the egg into your vagina and feel the connection with your body by squeezing and releasing the egg."
Dare to try? It will cost you a pretty penny.
Don't let yourself get rearing to go before you and your partner have nibbled on some sex bark.
Its main ingredient is "sex dust," so you know it works.
It costs $60 for a 2.2-ounce jar of the sex dust so nibble wisely...
The Iron Man put her foot in her mouth when she dared to say that "regular" mothers do not have it easier than celeb moms.
Due to the negative uproar, she was forced to apologize, saying that her words were "taken out of context."
