13+ People Who Are Making It Up As They Go Along

Other classes include, a belly rubbing masterclass, fetching 101, and a workshop on vomiting on your owner's nice new bedsheets 'cause you can.

"Quarantine! I have done it for years; think you I shall cease it at the moment when my sufferings are to end?"

Yep, that made me wince. If this is what's on the line, I think I could afford to wash for a little longer than the recommended timeframe.

Right, for a kickoff, that bar is way too bright. I hate this new trend of brightly lit bars, bars should be dingy, dark, and reflective of the bottomless abyss inside of the people in them.

How many of these things have you found yourself doing on a daily basis that you're prepared to admit to? Let me know below!

In fairness, this is a much more accurate cookie for how people are feeling as we push deeper in to self-isolation.

When it comes to reverting to drawing on your fingers like you're in high-school again, then you know you're nearing the end of your rope.

Ah gravity, you always know what I want! Until I drink too much wine and you keep slapping my in the face with concrete.

The fact that she put headphones onto the toilet seat is making my skin burn. Those things go on your head! Get them away from the toilet you filthy animals!

Although, if you don't do it right the first time, you can always print another one off... we do live in the future after all.

The only weather report I need at the moment is how high I will be turning up the heating today in self-isolation. What I would give for the feeling of rain. Jesus this is bleak.

Jesus Christ, whoever came up with these rules had a seriously bad experience with a pigeon that's for sure!

Just start following him round and telling tales of his victories and spreading his legend across the land.

It is actually quite impressive to mess up instant oatmeal. It is also making me feel a little queasy looking at it, it just looks so much like vomit.

Aside from the fact that this was a terrible idea in the first place, they've also gotten it a little early haven't they? Imagine if they succumbed to the disease now!

Get yours now! Earrings that really bring new meaning to the phrase anal beads!

That is a remarkably neat pentagram for a child that small to have made! Unless, they were possessed by the devil — in which case, well done satan, that's a really neat drawing, well done you!

Also, for those wondering, con brillitos means "with glitter". So now you can have an extra sparkly pandemic!

I can't wait until I get out of this quarantine and it costs me an absolute fortune to get drunk in the pub thanks to my newly developed incredible alcohol tolerance!

One observant person also pointed out that the most amazing thing about this photo is that he has left his front door open. The next delivery guy is in for one hell of a tip.

I mean, it beats the hell out of my graduation picture! Mine doesn't have a pool or a lilo, but I was drunk as hell so that's something.

But... why? I mean, it's technically the right call, but that doesn't mean they should do it! Let them eat hash browns!

Now that sucks! Some suggestions of what they could do with them came in the forms of:

"Those can still be relevant. Just pretend that they stand for: 'Lonely & Sad - 25/03/2020'."

And, "If those are Tiffany's, you can melt down the pure silver for bullets in the new world order."

That's gonna burn like hell when it comes to using that, I can tell you that for nothing.

Yep, just an ordinary film about scientists looking for aliens on their own and not finding any, all while practicing proper social distancing. Boring, but one hell of a soundtrack.

These murals will be analyzed by future generations and used as cultural landmarks to pinpoint the moment that humanity fell. They'll also be part of a collectibles quest in the future's video-game-esque landscape.

Someone pointed out that magnets would be more hygienic and efficient. Imagine, going through the ordeal of getting this done for someone to instantly show you a more clean, painless, and effective way of doing it.

How would you resist pulling at those handles? I mean, it'd be horrifically cruel, but it is just begging for it.

Look, it's pointless try to teach a cat about this. They're such massive assholes anyway that they'd probably just shoot you out of spite.

If they're giving her employee of the month, can they also give her monthly reviews for when she doesn't quite make the cut?

"Mother did not provide us with enough sweets this month, this should be improved upon before the next review session."