There are people out there in the world who get up to some downright strange and ridiculous stuff. The sort of stuff that begs for an explanation.
From people ruining the life of a neighborhood squirrel and making shockingly offensive cakes, to people trying to order 26 pancakes at once, here are 17+ people who have some explaining to do.
Just seal that right back up, and post it right the way back!
I never understood the need to know how to cook when I can just go out for nice food, and it really came back to bite me on the ass.
Okay, I'll let this one fly; I mean, no one really likes eating a salad, regardless of the current worldwide situation.
I mean, the big question is, why were you trying this in the first place, just eat chips and be happy!
Christ, can you imagine if you wrote this when there wasn't a pandemic, you'd have people queuing up around the block!
On the plus side, since the pubs have closed I have been saving quite a considerable amount of money... which is nice, I guess?
I only wish that Corona actually tasted halfway decent, as you'd be able to pick up a lot of discount beer otherwise!
It's almost like most of the fun things that you enjoy in life are created by artists! Who knew?!
Aside from the obvious fact that they've missed an apostrophe in there, it's good that they're trying to be accurate about what's going on!
It's good to know that there is someone out there looking out for stoned people, the patron saint of stoners!
It's not even like you can invite the poor fella in what with the social distancing currently being enforced. You're a monster.
I wonder how many people will be applying to have this as their new license plate.
Why is this not already a thing? This needs to exist, and it needs to exist yesterday.
There aren't words in existence that can accurately articulate just how much I hate airlines. I wish there were the words, but alas there are not.
Exercise your mind instead with some excellent binge-worthy television! Maybe even watch a documentary or two!
How are you killing a plant? You just water them and feed them? They're impossibly easy pets! Unless you've got one of them bonsai trees, holy hell they die easily!
I don't know what it would entail to "corn teen" yourself, but it sounds incredibly unpleasant.
You should know your partner inside and out before marrying them... and nothing prepares you for that quite like being quarantined together.
I wonder how many people would just instinctively fall for this and buy one anyway? Too many you I imagine.
Those animals are going to have a lot of questions about their lives when this is all over!
At least they have the internet to distract them. Can you imagine doing this without it. Hellish to imagine.
Reassuringly, they went on to further say that, "Its soft to the touch so I'm assuming it's still around."
It is literally engraved with a curse. Have these boffins not seen The Mummy... or literally any horror movie?!
I think that this is a pretty sound indicator that this fella needs to be cut off!
How many of the figures who rocked these hairstyles can you name? Let me know below... especially if you know the bottom middle one, that one took me ages.
He doesn't look very sorry for what he's done! In fact, he looks very pleased with himself actually!
You'd have some serious explaining to do if you gave these out at a party. However, it's pretty accurate for how most people are feeling at the moment I think.
Pubs are the real difference. Getting drunk in your home really isn't the same as getting drunk at a bar. I don't know why, but it isn't.
I love how needlessly specific this reference is. Did anyone really own a PSP anyway? DS was the way forward.
I can imagine how many alterations are included in this order. I bet it's got coconut milk, extra dry, half a shot, extra hot, and something else needlessly obstreperous.
