If only the great philosophers throughout history had been set up on Twitter, then they needn't have spent their time writing such weighty and arduous texts. Imagine if Nietzsche had been able to just tweet, "God is dead, and it was all your fault, you chonky boii!" In fact, I might get that on a t-shirt.
Well, even though the great minds throughout history weren't able to tweet, I do have some great modern thinkers for you listen to — so here are 12+ tweets that are really on to something. Enjoy!