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9+ Tweets For People Who Can't Be Bothered To Put On Real Pants

Brittany Rae 3 Apr 2020

Y'all, if there's one thing we've learned in the last month or so, it's that clothes that aren't comfy have no business in our lives.

Whether you're always living that #comfy life or are new to lounging in your softest clothes during the day, these tweets will speak to your soul.

1. Bras are optional.

Bras, aka boob cages, deserve zero rights at the moment. We don't need 'em, so why wear them? The superior choice here is to just chill without one and slap one on when your food arrives.

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2. Same.

There's nothing cozier and more comforting than wrapping yourself in soft, oversized clothing and just vibe-ing for a while.

The more oversized the sweats and sweaters, the cozier you'll be. That's science.

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3. That is SO much more than I would have done.

Unless you have a selection of sweatpants, which I am currently in the process of making happen for myself.

See, you need Zoom meeting sweatpants, delivery sweatpants, car sweatpants, sleep sweatpants... you get the idea.

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4. And should we fear you?

Like... what are you doing, and why are you doing it? Why are you putting your body through wearing jeans when you could actually wear something comfy? I just have a lot of questions.

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5. Sounds like a full day to me.

The best part is when you change into your sleep sweatpants and sink into your bed like you've had a long, hard day of actually doing stuff. You know, like a liar.

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6. REALLY important poll right here.

Regardless of the results, I think we all know the answer is: when you can noticeably smell that they're way past done.

Wash your pants, y'all. We're not animals. I mean, we are. But other people don't need to know that.

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7. I support you, but it's a no from me.

Go get all glam and take some photos! I will be waiting on social media for those pictures, but I will not be participating. That would involve getting out of my pyjamas, and that's just not realistic.

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8. Dresses are also good for staying comfy.

I mean, there's no restrictive pant legs involved. A dress will communicate to other people that you care more about your appearance than you actually do. Have fun sneaking snacks during your Zoom meetings.

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9. Sweatpants roulette?

Never in our lifetimes will we once again have the excuse to exist in a rotating cycle of sweatpants. Never, y'all! This is our moment to be as lazy and comfortable as possible.

I say "never" because I really can't go through this again. Hope is everything.

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10. I'm going to let you in on a secret:

Everyone wearing comfy, lazy clothes thinks that they look like they've been dumpster diving. It's all an illusion. Just act like you found some Gucci in there, and you'll pull it off perfectly.

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11. Fashion? Never heard of her.

I wonder if the loungewear industry is booming right now. If it was anyone's time to shine, it's theirs. And toilet paper. And hand sanitizer. And gloves.

Seriously, who saw the whole toilet paper thing coming?

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12. GREAT question.

I accessorize mine with bare feet and an oversized graphic t-shirt. Usually one from the CW show Riverdale, because I'm an adult woman who makes good choices about the pop culture she consumes.

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13. Another great question.

This question is truly universal. Mine aren't from Penneys, but they are from Fashion Nova, and I did get them on sale for like $10. Come through, clearance sales!

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14. This is so brutal.

Kid roasts are unlike any other roast. They aren't trying. They don't even know they're being funny. They just effortlessly burn you to the ground and then keep on watching Peppa Pig.

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