We seriously need to pause and ask ourselves why we think animal butts are so darn cute. If you're wondering what I'm talking about, just stop the theatrics. Have you seen corgi butts? Listen, it's not I who started the subreddit r/corgibutts, or the one who made corgi butt buns—I just so happened to write about them.
And now I'm writing about farm animal butt coasters, and you're welcome.