I'm going to stick a little nugget in your brain. No, not a McDonald's chicken McNugget—I would never waste such a precious gift given to this sphere of life we call Earth. Did you every think about how after you find out the Easter Bunny no longer exists, you just suddenly stopped receiving a basket? Just me? It's truly not fair. It doesn't work out that way for the other mythical and mystical beasts!
Santa? You still get gifts Christmas morning. Tooth Fairy? Well, okay that one kind of burned too...
What I'm S A Y I N G is that it's just totally unfair that the fun had to vanish, and I'm here to tell you everyone was wrong!
