The Rolling Stones once famously sang, "You Can't Always Get What You Want", which is a real shame as I want nothing more than for the Rolling Stones to stop being a thing and fade into relative obscurity so that I can finally stop hearing and seeing Mick Jagger's infuriating voice and face.
However, sometimes people do get what they want, but not necessarily in the way that they planned. So, without further ado here are 14+ people who got what they wanted in a weird way!
What is great about this is that once that wears off, they'll have a lovely tan line of the word "mustache" as well.
Getting students to fill out course evaluations can be incredibly difficult. However, this professor clearly had no issues!
Look, it's a fade, that is just a fact. However, it is also a fact that it is a terrible, terrible, TERRIBLE fade!
Actually, being related to Carole Baskin is definitely bad publicity in this current climate!
How far into this do you reckon the person making the pizza just gave up and put no peppers on it whatsoever?
You asked him for his help... this is just how he helps! By creeping around in waiting rooms.
Oh good God! And your nightmares tonight will be brought to you by this terrifying demon Easter lamb!
I particularly like that for the hyphen, he didn't even bother taking a picture of a balloon sideways. He still took the picture of the balloon upright then just turned the picture horizontal... if that makes any sense?
Oh sure, you're always asking your kids to help clean up, but when they do it's not up to your ridiculously high standards! At least they tried!
Nope, I think that this is exactly what they wanted. Though they may not have known they wanted it, this is perfection.
Oh, yeah, that husband absolutely made the right choice here. Why let your wife have a picture with Jason Mamoa on her own when you can have one of Jaso Mamoa punking you in front of your wife.
I love this costume idea! I don't know why someone would want to dress up like a road, but they're killing it!
Oh, come on guys! Ge your minds out of the gutter! This is clearly not a phallus, but a... nope, there is absolutely nothing else I think that this could be resembling.
Every person who owns a cat dreams of their cat being a star... and this is one of the strangest ways to make your cat a star! By having them play a prominent cartoon cat in a live-action remake.
I mean, it's important to play to your strengths! Improvise, adapt, overcome!
I know exactly what I will be asking for my next birthday! It's a cake you can reheat whenever you want some!
As a man who grew up on Monty Python and Fawlty Towers, I absolutely love this response! It does annoy me that it should be "Michael Palin's fan cub" though.
It's a pretty solid argument! About the being able to cook what you want in the microwave that is... not about the meth specifically. Don't do meth kids! I feel like this list has really gone off track based upon the fact that I just had to write a disclaimer about not doing meth.
As a man who has been given a lot of tactics to tackle being stressed over the years, I can vouch that this one is the most effective... even if it may not seem to be.
The person who wrote this on there had to know exactly what they were doing! There was no need to write the "h" at the end!
I had a lot of questions about this, as you probably do. Apparently, the reason she is wearing Nikes is, "Croatia's stone beaches aren't fun on the feet". Also, the reason why she is topless is because, "It's perfectly fine here on the beaches. Quite a lot of nudist beaches also."
No teddy bears should ever have human teeth! This is wildly unpleasant and it is likely possessed by the spirit of a Victorian child.
Nothing will make people be creative quite like putting off the simple task of taking down holiday decorations.
Look how made up they both look! Not the couple on the left, I mean the real couple on the right!
The little brother obviously took some "creative liberties" and I love it! The real game, for those who don't know, is "Cuphead", and good God it is one of the hardest games of all time.
I'm sure that this guy got appropriately chewed out for this after the baby was born! I'd have waited and got it framed for the wife's next birthday!
He looks absolutely overjoyed with this prank! This is the face of a kid whose parents have made him pose with their joke so that they can get internet points.
Sure, everyone wants a photogenic cat, but not all cats are photogenic. I have the same problem with my cat, she always looks like she's holding in a sneeze somehow.
Is there any other way you're supposed to get rid of spiders besides total demolition?
Not only is this genuinely funny and incredible, but I don't think anyone will be trying to steal your luggage any time soon!
Whew, isn't gift giving supposed to be happy and fun? Why do this to someone?
Humans have pillows filled with feathers, is this really any different?
It troubles me greatly to know that I, who writes for a living, could never produce something greater than this gym breakup letter.
While this is a great move, which of his cruel family members decided to give him colored pencils the first time?
In the students' defense, not the worst style they could have picked.
Team 'em specificity early, keep them detail-oriented for life.
I get that college's want to put their funds towards technology and labs or whatever, but could they put bathroom comfort at a priority just once?
This is written like I wouldn't want to hear a cat alongside my rain sounds. You don't know what I find comforting.
The purest example of "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em". Good on Santa for hopping in on it too.
That's one way to ensure your wedding will be memorable.
I think 'act like your Mum's here' is good advice for going just about anywhere.
There's a lot happening here, but I'm glad everyone's having a good time!
I'd love to have this chair. Then you could make all of your other furniture tiny as well and live like a giant!
One of these girls better have framed this picture, it's a keeper.
I love that she kept all of the grandkid's artwork! I'd like to think that my nan kept all of my artwork... but my artwork sucked, and we're a family of harsh critics if nothing else!
