13+ Moments That Prove We’re Getting Dumber By The Day

Either a psychopath or a stone-cold idiot! Why would anyone want to do this anyway? The edge pieces are the best!

What a wonderful idea? Now you can have the bubble tea experience without the infuriating bubbles involved!

Who in the history of the world has ever found a puffer coat to be a turn-on? Come on Cosmo, this is just getting sad now!

What is Pope? Bishop don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more!

Ah yes, nothing screams privacy quite like a big hole at the bottom of the door to relax you when you're at your most vulnerable.

Well, those bags are really more like guidelines than actual rules!

(Disclaimer: I can't believe I feel it necessary to say this... but don't try this!)

Someone in the comments rightly pointed out that this guy brings new meaning to someone being a "unit". Hopefully, this one guy will become a standard unit of measurement.

I'd like one of these for my local pub, to remind me not to be an idiot when I get too drunk. I think that this simplistic tone would really resonate with drunk me.

I was debating putting this on as it's quite blurry, but some of them are too good not to put on! I mean, every single one is gold!

But what is it working for, shaving or eating? I hope to God it is shaving!

There are rare sights in this world that never cease to amaze me, such as the Northern Lights, or a Denny's being closed.

It is a scathing indictment of humanity how funny people find putting googly eyes on things... I mean, it is pretty funny though!

Actually, I quite like this idea. I wonder if it folds down or if he has a nightmare getting it back to his office after every class?

I can imagine that the person who put this up just got asked that one stupid question too many by a customer.

Dude, your popcorn chicken isn't going anywhere, just go the normal way around! Otherwise, your pants will indeed be going somewhere.

Creative thinking is one of the hallmarks of genius. However, this isn't an example of that, this kid is just an idiot.

I can imagine that this will give a lot of people quite a bit of anxiety looking at this picture, and that's because it should!

This is so that you can read it if you're in front of them, looking at them through your reverse mirror and reading their back windshield backwards... I think? I lost myself there.

I mean, I guess this is more lazy than stupid; but, the two do go hand in hand quite a lot of the time!

This one is actually quite sweet! The person who posted this posted an update after this image blew up, writing:

"Wow, this blew up over night. Lots of you have asked for more info on my neighbour. He is the most lovely old man. Has a story for absolutely everything and his segways into another story are so smooth they put news reporters to shame. He is so overly positive about everything."

"Can we make it seem like more people said, 'Not at all'?"

"But, more people said 'Very'?"

"I've got it, just make the 'Not at all' bar bigger!"

*Sighing

You're not fooling anyone Lexus! This is the oldest trick in the book... I don't know what book that is, but this thing you're doing is in there!

Who on earth was the person who greenlit this idea? Imagine how many people will be creeped out by this!

So close, yet so far! In fact, no, she's just miles away in reality isn't she?

This is truly unsettling. How many people do you think complained about how long they had been waiting for at the "One Hour" service before the employees had to put this up?

Looking fly as hell my guy! (Did I use "fly" right then? I know it's already an incredibly old term but I still don't know how to appropriately use it in this context?)

I love that they didn't have a photo of the evil cat, and so just had to put a photo of a "similar looking cat".

If you think that your average shopper is not capable of this sort of thing, then here is the testimony from one worker: "Having worked in a local grocery store for several years when I was young, I can tell you without a doubt that YES! people really are that stupid. The things that some people do can absolutely boggle the mind."

Is this guy managing to skip entire years of age? Did he go right from 19 to 21? What's his secret?

Yeah this is dumb, but at least her heart was in the right place. Not sure if holding any fish above water is 'saving' it, though.

I'm guessing the delivery guy assumed they weren't home, but I'm still confused as to why he thought jamming it under the doorknob was the best place to put it?

Stuff like this doesn't really need an explanation either. There's a line where others are in circles, so you stand in a circle. Good on that pigeon for setting a good example.

How? How do you not know you have a full avocado tree on your property? There's no way it looks like a normal tree with just leaves, and wouldn't the avocados be falling directly under it? I have so many questions.

This is a basic life skill. Use, then post, or don't post at all!

Is this probably a fundraiser of some sort? Yes. Does that mean I'm fine with being ripped off? Not even a little bit.

No. No self-respecting person should ever be using a sink spout as a shower head. This has gone too far.

They said they'd be working together to reduce flood risk, they never said it was going to work.

I don't think I have words for this. I can't even come up with anything witty, it's just sad.

Is dark white not just another term for gray? Is he really deserving of such shame?

Can we get a movie with an alien species that looks like this? I'd be terrified, there's something weirdly uncanny about it.

Easy, cheap, the goat probably doesn't even feel it, I'd say it's a job well done.

I like that the math goes wrong in a bad way, then goes more wrong in a good way, this sign really is a rollercoaster.

You won't be thinking this is stupid when you need some very small landscaping to be done and this little guy rocks up!

There really is something to be said for buying some things in person as opposed to online.

I actually quite like this idea. I mean, if they ever get lost, the person who finds them will know to just leave them in a random garden for you to collect.