4-Year-Old Boy Orders Home Delivery Of Thousands Of Treats Using Dad's Phone

Unless you're serious about security, anyone with access to your phone is probably able to move some money around. I know that anyone with access to my unlocked phone would be able to, at least.

His dad, Gareth Davies, recounted the whole thing in a Twitter thread. The clever toddler racked up a £451.27 bill — about $560 USD — and even booked a delivery slot.

Because this happened in England, and I'm in North America, the only thing I recognize here is the meat. The kid really likes Fab and Mr. Kipling, whatever those things are, ordering 99 of each.

Sometimes it's hard to argue with the logic of a small child. I mean, this is the perfect answer if you're ever asked why you've ordered 99 Fabs.

I mean, I'm on board with this story overall, but I'm beginning to doubt that Gareth Davies' kid is this cheeky. Whatever. I'm just here for the comedy.

Again with the weird British treats that I don't understand. Viennese Whirls? Hundreds upon hundreds of Bakewells? Frubes? Also, I thought deodorant manufacturers stopped using cans in, like, 1930.

While the list largely represents a four-year-old's fever dream of stocking up on every treat known to humanity, at least the little guy cares about hygiene as well.

Gareth and his son don't exactly have the makings of a balanced diet with this list. But what it lacks in quality, it more than makes up for in quantity. Lots of Fabs, lots of Bakewells. Even a few Frubes.

Tantalizingly, Davies doesn't say whether he canceled the order or not. A Tesco spokesperson said, "This rather unusual order didn't quite have all the essentials, but with weather this good, we think it might just be possible to get through 594 Fabs!"

h/t: The Mirror