12+ People Who Didn’t Get What They Asked For

Excuse me while I go and order one of these t-shirts immediately. Alan is my favourite franchise of all time!

Why would you ever think that something so flimsy would be a good idea with two furry wrecking balls in the house? You brought this upon yourself!

"And why is it you would like to return this Thomas The Tank Engine wagon?"

"Because it haunts my dreams every night, as well of the dreams of any child daft enough to ride on its cursed back."

This person went on to say of the "Sweep:"

"It runs on AA batteries instead of a real battery with actual good power delivery. It mainly just drives into a corner and freaks out. Also unlike a Roomba it doesn't 'learn your room'. So it's dumb deaf and blind."

This is the sort of thing that you would open on Christmas day from an obscure relative who you don't really talk to very often.

Nope, that is exactly what they wanted. Sure, they may not think that this is what they wanted, but it is!

There is something quite admirable in the way that they are just owning it. I don't know if that will help when they get a call from M&M's lawyers though.

Ah, Wilko, you steaming dumpster of tat. Other games in this collection include, "I've killed and will kill again," and "I have all the money, now you're poor."

Now you can dress up as your favourite character, Twelve! You can also get a Captain Bopper costume in this range as well.

I've got to say I wouldn't be trying to dye my dog's hair regardless, but the person who posted this went on to explain:

"I used professional dog hair dye. Unfortunately, we couldn't know until after that someone had switched the labels for 'wicked red' and 'hot pink.'"

"Who wants to cut the cake?"

"No one..."

"Oh, for the last time, it will not fart on you, okay!"

Jesus Christ, what is wrong with the people designing these kids' attractions? How is it that they have managed to make Toy Story and Thomas The Tank Engine more terrifying than any horror movie I have ever seen?

Adam Roberts is actually a prominent British sci-fi and fantasy writer who has written a plethora of novels, with this being an example of one of his many parody novels.

But...what is the "more?" Toys "R" Us literally just sold toys, so what is this weird hellish place offering as well?

Time to get that door off its hinges and flip it around. I can imagine that the person who drew this was incredibly proud of themselves until someone actually opened the door.

I mean, if you're in the nip, you actually have more mobility I guess? Although, the little figure is clearly wearing trainers, so they must just have no pants on.

That doesn't sound very reassuring, does it? I'm not sure if I'd be confident to try this without more certainty from the package!

I suppose he technically did get what he wanted, but probably not in the way that he imagined! I'd quite like a cake like this actually. The bright pink color with an acerbic message really resonates with my lifestyle.

But this is so much better than a "nice photo!" Now you have your dog's sneezing face immortalized for all of time!

I wouldn't mind, but the actual Guardians Of The Galaxy DVD is cheaper than the knockoff! How does that work?

As I have never been to Disneyland, I have no idea if it really is as expensive as people say it is, or if people are exaggerating. However, I can imagine it is pretty pricey!

Mmmm, I sure love me some Sugar Flakes. Although, you really can't beat a good bowl of Cocoa Balls!

You know what, based on how good the Beats have been that I've owned, these look like they'd actually be a step up.

And you thought that Uno was annoying enough as it is. Well, just you wait until you play Umo, the even more irritating knockoff!

I'll tell you who didn't want a silly family photo, the guy who is staring at the camera as though he is begging for the sweet release of death!

Yeah, you're going to need to go right ahead and burn that blanket. That bear looks like he has done some terrible, terrible things.

You're also not you when you're a cheap knockoff of someone else. Looking at you, Snipers bar!

I can feel this man's disappointment through the screen. I mean, you could try and reshape the bread with a few slices, but it wouldn't be the same.

Even he looks confused at the result before he even saw it! Maybe questioning why you'd take a panorama of one person.

I'll tell you exactly what to think of this - it's genius. This way you get no Doritos dust on your fingers, leaving clean hands. I'm totally on board with this.

You weren't wrong, though! Apparently this user used to work at the fabric store she bought this from, and she was the only person to ever buy this fabric, which really is a shame.

With classic games as the Super Maria Bros and Satchel Monsters.

She knows that freezer bags' natural habitat is the cold arctic of the north, so she's just trying to help them feel more comfortable in your house!

I'm confused what the point of this is. Are they just supposed to keep their eyes closed all day? So they're blind and they look like a melting wax figure?

This looks like one of those "recreating a family photo from our childhood" pictures. I was about to comment on how a lot seems to have changed before I read the title.

Yeah, alright, the juxtaposition is funny, but can we talk about that dog's name? Brisa? And you gave her a massive name tag? I thought the stroller was already a level too far but she just keeps on elevating it.

I can appreciate a knockoff brand that cuts to the chase, no funny business. No, this isn't Crispix, but it is Crispy Hexagons, which is really what you're looking for.

I didn't know Ikea went into the fashion game. Finally, a product of theirs that requires no assembly.

This is an incredibly evil but also hilarious idea. I bet the employees there never get tired of seeing panicked men rushing out of the bathroom.

With this kind of behavior, I'd say maybe confrontation isn't really the smartest move right now. Maybe contact a priest and see what they can do.

Your mom simply doesn't appreciate your creative genius. Bring that with you wherever you go, it'll take you far.

If anyone asks, you could totally pass this off as an art installation protesting modern lawn culture. At least there's still some grass left.

Pfft, stupid rock with its disappointing plaque! This is more of a letdown than the last Star Wars movie... That ought to needlessly annoy some people.

No see, you misunderstood - the tree isn't small, the lemons are! For when you need a tiny, tiny glass of lemonade.

An Xbox One that also plays VHS! Wow, that's cutting edge technology!