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8+ Beginner Houseplants You Can Actually Buy Online

It's that time again, everyone. It's time for us all to sit down and think over how many plants we've killed, and whether we're ready to take the plunge into getting more.

Listen. You're ready. I'm here with you, I've got the hookups, and I've got the tips. You can do this. Your future plants are going to not only survive, they're going to thrive. Let's do this.

Snake plants

Etsy | Geoponics

We all know that snake plants are some of the most beginner-friendly plants out there.

Buy: A small one from Geoponics on Etsy.

Read: This how-to guide on Snake Plant care.

Monsteras

Etsy | GreenMillennium

AKA one of the most popular plants in the world right now, AKA my #1 drawing obsession. Monsteras are very easy to care for, and prefer full sun.

Buy: From GreenMillennium on Etsy.

Read: This care guide.

Pothos

Etsy | Geoponics

One of the best starter plants out there, Pothos won't ask much of you. And it'll grow nice and big! Cute.

Buy: From Geoponics on Etsy.

Read: This guide that seriously hammers home how easy these things are to care for.

Chinese Evergreen

Etsy | SouthernBelleNursery

The really cool thing about Chinese Evergreens is their color variety! This particular bad boy is a rare Ruby Jazz, which has pink leaves. Frickin' PINK!

Buy: From SouthernBelleNursery on Etsy.

Read: This guide on this hardy af plant.

ZZ Plants

Etsy | QideasPlantGifts

A ZZ Plant will look at you and dare you to try and kill it. And it'll win, because they are (almost) indestructible.

Buy: From QideasPlantGifts on Etsy.

Read: How to care for this badass plant.

Dracaena reflexa

Etsy | Annhandmade01

This low-light friendly plant comes in a variety of shapes, sizes, and colors. It's perfect for beginners!

Buy: From Annhandmade01 on Etsy.

Read: This guide on how to care for it.

Dieffenbachia

This difficult-to-pronounce plant is great for those who don't live in sunny places, since they prefer filtered light.

Buy: From findusintheforest on Etsy.

Read: How to care for these slightly picky plants.

Arrowhead vine

Etsy | Aloemetogrow

Arrowheads can grow positively gigantic leaves, which make them great space fillers in your home.

Buy: Clippings from Aloemetogrow on Etsy

Read: How to care for one of the easiest plants out there.

Bird of Paradise

Etsy | 305PlantsOnline

This plant is as tall as it is beautiful. It grows nice and large, is easy to care for, and flourishes best in the sun.

Buy: From 305PlantsOnline on Etsy.

Read: How to care for this chunky boys.

Rex Begonia

Etsy | PlantDaddyCo

This prehistoric looking plant has big, fluffy foliage that gives it an exotic look. It likes humidity.

Buy: From PlantDaddyCo on Etsy (what an iconic name).

Read: This guide on how to care for these gorgeous plants.

Cast Iron Plant

Etsy | PartygardenCo

Another super beginner-friendly plant, the Cast Iron Plant grows pretty large. I'm a big fan, tbh.

Buy: From PartygardenCo on Etsy.

Read: How to care for this very easy plant!

Spider Plants

Etsy | Geoponics

Not to be mistaken for Snake Plants — which have thicker leaves — spider plants have thinner, spindly leaves that like to curl.

Buy: From Geoponics on Etsy.

Read: How to care for them.

Ponytail Palm

Etsy | MySaratogaStyle

Did you know the Ponytail Palm is actually a succulent? That explains why it's so easy to care for, since succulents are notoriously simple.

Buy: From MySaratogaStyle on Etsy.

Read: How to care for it.

Anthurium

Etsy | findusintheforest

Anthurium can bloom in all sorts of colors, like this very rare bicolor combination. They're the perfect tropical-looking plant for a novice!

Buy: From findusintheforest on Etsy.

Read: How to care for them, and how to get them to bloom.