Sometimes you can find yourself in a bit of a jam where you need the help of a fellow human being! However, a lot of the time, they will let you down, and even mock you about your struggles!
And, with that horrifically bleak idea in mind, please enjoy these 15+ people who went, "You're on your own!"
Maybe someone should actually look into this? Ah, but who can really be bothered. Most politicians are liars anyway!
Pfft, I wouldn't be in a hurry to try and get him to move. Just look at the size of those horns! It's his picnic now.
"Dammit, Deb, that's three times now! You're on your own this time. You need to learn!"
*Irate yet forlorn bubbling sounds
A lot of people praised this person's mother for the screw orientations on that lightswitch (people are weird, aren't they?), and the person who posted this added that their mother is indeed a bit of a perfectionist!
What can you even really do in this situation except wait for assistance and stand there generally astounded?
My cat does this sort of thing all the time. You need to be very protective of your cups of tea and/or coffee at all times!
"Sandra, have you seen this? Look what they've done to me!"
"Oh, I think it's cute!"
"I'll be the damn laughing stock of the dog park..."
These are the sorts of things that you really need to discover about people before you marry them. However, they managed to find a way around it I guess.
A lot of people were impressed by how their cat had managed to so accurately capture that awkward pose that little kids do when they're unsure about what is going on.
There is no such thing as a joy to have in class. As someone with teaching experience, the only thing that is a joy to have in class is silence!
Now your cat literally has no use for you, except to occasionally fill the feeding machine.
"I'm sorry sir, I can't let you in with this ID."
"Why not?"
"Well, it appears you have a head that is larger than a garden pea, which isn't what it says here. Sorry."
"Ah, but will that Porsche look after you in your old age?"
"Well, no, but it's fun as hell to drive!"
"...Please, God, can I have a go?"
Every part of my body knows that I shouldn't eat this...but is also willing me to make this for breakfast tomorrow.
"Oh, what's the harm? It all goes to the same place anyway?!"
"No, Dave, that's the whole point... It doesn't!"
"That is some liberal nonsense if I've ever heard it!"
What use would a toilet be that can't lock anyway? Apparently they offered to write an English version of the sign but management wasn't too bothered even though many westerners had been trapped in it already that day!
This is absolutely disgusting. I'd also bet any money that the last call that was made on this was to a cab company to try and get home after a night out.
It seems an appropriate sign to post the day after Father's Day, doesn't it? What a truly ghastly dad joke.
Look, it's good to be prepared for the future, as anything can happen! Although, starting to prepare for the future at such a young age may be slightly worrying.
Nope, not a chance I would be applying there. Anything with that level of charming, happy-go-lucky punnery is an immediate red flag for me.
What a great way to go out, by letting your hatred of everyone around you be known for all time! Life sucks, people suck, we all die, benches are cool!
And I thought that the sandwiches on planes were bad, but this is another level of terrible! Unless you love plain bread, in which case it is perfect.
Aside from the drinking game on the go here, I also love the bizarre Gatsby reference on their cast. What a strange way to customize your cast!
Looks like you'd need an extension cord and a hairdryer to get out of this jam. You know that there'd be one kid who'd end up getting their tongue stuck to it as well.
They explained, "I remember when I was younger my parents would say "DON'T PUT THAT NASTY SNOWBALL IN MY FREEZER! YOU CAN DO THAT WHEN YOU GET YOUR OWN!" Guess who has a nasty snowman in their freezer!"
It never ceases to amaze the sorts of things that people will try to do to get a parking space sometimes!
I mean, there are much worse things that you could be left with in this sort of situation, aren't there? A roll of packing tape for instance.
This is perhaps the most low-budget version of Mary Poppins that I have ever seen. Also, can you imagine that landing on you and taking you out? How embarrassing would that be?!
That pose is one she'll have to master — one baby in each arm — and it looks like she hadn't quite braced herself for it.
I feel bad for whoever has to go rescue this cat. They'll be leaving with a lot of new battle scars.
How this mistake can even be made is baffling me. You really didn't notice the pole going right through the middle of your build?
There's nothing that will keep you on your toes quite like the fear of standing up and forgetting you aren't wearing pants.
I know everyone complains about how hard washing off glitter is, but what about washing off concrete?
It was really the vanity plate that put them over the edge budget-wise, but how could they not get it?
Or excellent timing! Now your life will be one of those coming of age movies where the kid grows up with the dog!
I feel like no gadget or invention that involves a Red Bull can is a good one. Stick to just drinking it.
You know how they call firefighters to get cats out of trees? Think you could do the same here?
I'd take it as a pass! However, I don't know if the college admissions boards will...
Even if this was food, who takes a massive bite of display samples like that?
If it had been a different bag with quite a cool pattern on it, then it could have worked. However, now it just looks like her hair is a wig bought at Walmart.
