Life is all about trying. So long as you are giving everything your all, then things will turn out okay! Well, that's what people say, but I have yet to see any benefits!
Anyway, my depressing lack of achievements aside, the people on this list are certainly trying their hardest! So, please enjoy these 16+ people who we can't say aren't trying!
I mean, technology has really screwed them over here, hasn't it? Well, technology and weirdly folded clothing I guess!
Yet another example of why you always need to proofread whatever it is you're printing before you hang it up for everyone to see! It would have been a little ironic if they were looking for "Good attention to detail!" in their new employee.
I like her thinking though! Someone also rightly pointed out that she has now created the infinity grandma, which is even more impressive!
All of that effort to be perfectly matching only to be let down at the last hurdle by your own stupidity.
Your nightmares tonight have been brought to you by Melissa's Nicolas Cage/Miley Cyrus hybrid! Truly terrifying!
It is a valiant effort! However, one genius person suggested this alternative: "I like to tell my kids, 'we start doing our house cleaning chores as soon as you wake me up, it is in your best interest to let me sleep'. It works every time."
It has somehow managed to give him the exact body shape that Homer Simpson has, which is quite impressive to do by accident!
Well, I guess I was wrong when I thought that the Nicolas Cage/Miley Cyrus hybrid beast would be the most terrifying thing that I saw today!
I don't know what's more pointless yet well-intended: this advert or the green circle that this person put around it.
They absolutely deserved that medal! They tried their hardest and didn't give a rat's ass how they looked while they were doing it!
What an excellent shot. They must be a read dead-eye to hit such a small target! I wonder if they ate their kill for dinner?
"So, you're sure you know what you're doing?"
"Yes! Stop asking me!"
"It's just it's a very dangerous thing to be messing around with..."
"...My eye is bleeding."
That is someone who is truly enjoying their food! I can resonate a lot with this. Weddings are just for eating and drinking too much and ignoring how happy everyone else looks.
No matter what you put on this bagel to try and make it more appetizing, it is only going to make the whole effect worse.
In fairness, it's better than my attempt would probably have come out looking! Also, one genius suggested, "lay it down and serve but fill the open half with ice cream and whipped cream/hot fudge" and now I can't think about anything else!
"Look, Dave, just type in C2 and I'll be free!"
"Hmm... I don't know. I really wanted a Twix is the thing..."
Why on Earth would they make a door that is both so short and so damn wide?! They must be build like boulders around there!
Look, if you're going to ride a wheely chair down a hill then you need to go hard with it or go home, and she went hard!
I thought that the only people who bought cars like this were people who wanted to try and scare people around them, so this kind of defeats that purpose, right?
"So, are you gonna make the nest or what?"
"This is the damn nest! I'm going for a more minimalist aesthetic!"
Yep, can't see anything wrong with this! What if you suddenly need a disguise when you're on this hike?!
I can just imagine the Grim Reaper behind a nearby bush looking and muttering, "Go on... go for it! Go for it!"
Now it just looks like they have done an incredibly detailed dye job on their hair! Very impressive work.
A lot of people couldn't decide whether this guy looks more like a Bond villain, or Syndrome from The Incredibles. Where do you stand on this hot debate!?
This really is going above and beyond when it comes to making your partner feel comfortable! Although, maybe he was just using this as an excuse to not do laundry?
That's a pretty good throw, considering! I wonder what they'll have to throw to get the scissors down now though?!
What on Earth are they doing with their water bottles that they have to go to such extreme lengths to keep ahold of this one?
I mean, there is some counterfeit money that it's hard to believe got accepted, but this is something else! Maybe it's time the person who accepted this got their eyes tested.
Okay, maybe football isn't in his future, but dodgeball totally could be!
I really want to meet the kid who would want a balloon hyphen. They have glasses and perfectly coiffed hair and have already read War and Peace by age six.
The fact that they wanted to exclude Alfie at all is criminal. He's the star of the show!
If I hadn't known any better, I'd have thought she was a real road! Wait, no, that could end really badly...
Don't worry, you can spin this: "Natural, asymmetrical driveway texturing provides woodsy, mystical feel to the front of the property."
But that fish didn't want to kiss her, delivering a harsh rejection before swimming back home.
I'm guessing you know to show up way early to deal with this mess every time, so I guess the silver lining is you'll never miss a flight!
This user reminisced on this photo after uploading it: "That time I saw someone try to smuggle 50 boxes of cookies out of the Orlando Airport and was treated like a drug lord."
There are a lot of negative job qualities I'd be willing to overlook for a cool hat, bad pay and poor hours included.
I'm not saying your dad is a wizard and forgot things like this don't work in the normal human world, but...I'd look into it.
It looks like they just won the worst, most inconvenient game of solitaire.
I don't need KFC to advertise to me. I know what they sell, they know what I want, just cut all the excess.
"No, Timmy, you need to do it right."
"But that is right."
"Not really, you have to do it properly."
"How is it wrong?"
"Y'know what- you fail this class."
See, this way they can raise awareness for breast cancer and testicular cancer! It's two birds with one stone.
No one likes peeps anyway, but everyone loves unicorn poop! I mean, you'd imagine they would anyway... It comes out of a unicorn so it has to be magical...right?
It's a known fact that cats will actively work against you in whatever you attempt, so this isn't surprising. Or maybe he just really likes food.
This was quite a risky gambit, as she could have been pretty miffed, but apparently she thankfully saw the funny side of this!
