Watching a horror film can be a very stressful experience, not just because of the jump scares and such, but because people are also incredibly stupid in horror movies!
And, with this idea in mind, please enjoy these 12+ people who wouldn't survive a horror movie.
I'd be moving out of that house pretty quick if I were you. This kid knows something about your house that you clearly don't!
I think if I did something like this to my partner, I would find myself in quite the pickle in the middle of the night.
This kid will be just great at hiding from whatever terrifying thing is after him in the horror movie that he finds himself in!
"If I see that little guy again I'll be ready, and then I'll really show him who's boss!"
"Okay, want me to put you down now?"
"No... Dear God, no!"
The uploader said that his aunt had likely thought that the tunnel was a good place to get some photos of him running. They also pointed out that this is not a goose, but a duck.
And you thought that the kid under the swimming pool was bad at hiding! Well, this cat has got nothing on his hiding skills!
Ah yes, this might help in a horror movie except for the fact that it is so expensive that she won't be able to buy any more! Monster repellent spray is the most expensive spray on the market!
You are incredibly vulnerable when you are on the toilet! Always be sure to check your surroundings for anything of danger beforehand! Has this person not seen Zombieland? This is one of the first rules, isn't it?
There is always that one guy in the horror movie who is far too cocky and doesn't believe in the severity of what is going on... In this instance that is Billy!
"I'm not afraid of the cat, you know. I just like sitting behind this potted plant..."
"Okay, well, why don't I move the potted plant closer to the cat then?"
"No, I don't think that would be a very good idea at all."
Ah yes, cats truly are some of nature's most graceful and fierce creatures, aren't they?
A golden rule of surviving horror movies is to not assume anything is really dead. For all she knows, that squirrel could leap back into life and bite her!
Yet another vitally important rule when it comes to surviving a horror movie... Don't fall asleep in an exposed place!
Hmmm, yes, it's good advice and all that, but it looks like they may have been taking this picture while driving...? "Never ignore the warning signs" is step one of surviving a horror movie.
How many times do I have to tell you? You always heed the warning signs when it comes to surviving a horror movie!
If you fell for that, then there is no hope for you in the zombie apocalypse! I also remember being terrified of the Transformers films, not because they're scary but because they're so horrifically terrible.
Jesus Christ! Geese, ducks, and now roosters?! Why is everyone so deathly afraid of poultry?!
In fairness, I also thought that it was a giant spider and was quite in shock. However, they went on to explain, "It's a piece of a fake feather boa... my youngest dies tomorrow."
Ah, the important life lesson of being wrong. It's not worth it to force yourself through the onion, kid. Just admit it was never an apple.
"If I don't look at him...if I don't even move...maybe he won't notice. "
Does this still count as a watched pot? Will it ever boil?
Going to a festival just to film it and watch it later feels like a multi-level genius move, but in reality, it's just...inconvenient.
Why do people think that using dish soap for anything other than dishes is a good idea?
You can see defiance in her face. This is her lawn. It will not be cut back or modified, not without resistance. Or she really is just lazy.
No, I think it can work and be stupid. I think it has the potential for that type of duality.
It being the only VHS left on that whole shelving unit makes it all the more ominous. Buy at your own discretion.
Your cat definitely locked you out. This is top tier teasing face. "Haha, dumb human."
Be it with blistered heels or broken toes, he will get this thing delivered!
Hmm. I also just adopted a cat. Maybe I should start sleeping with one eye open.
Yeah, nervous... I'm sure it was just that and not a decent amount of drinks in you.
If you're afraid of monkeys, I feel like Thailand is one of the worst places you could have chosen to visit, second only to this specific field of monkeys.
I can't say he's a very good actor, but hey, whatever helps!
Well, that's reassuring. Although, unnecessary screaming is one of the most annoying character traits that a character can have in a horror film so I can understand their annoyance!
You'd think everyone would know this by now too, but college students always have been and always will be a different breed.
I'm torn here, because they've obviously done something very brave by confronting their fears. However, they still look absolutely terrified!
