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10+ Gorgeous Guinea Pigs Who Need To Spill Their Hair Secrets ASAP

Caitlyn Clancey 26 Jul 2020

If I'm being totally honest, I've never been a huge guinea pig fan. Like, I never begged my parents for one when I was a kid, and now that I really think about it, I'm not sure I've ever actually interacted with one outside of a petting zoo. So I guess you could say I'm kind of lukewarm on them.

But that was all before I found out that there are some g-piggies out there sporting the most majestic, stunning, enviable hair I ever did see. Seriously, these guys were blessed with some gene that I was not because their fur is next level. And, I'm sure, a nightmare for their owners to try and maintain. But it's all worth it in the end.

Don't be shy, you glorious little pigs. Drop that hair care routine so we can all look flawless.

1. Goldilocks ain't got nothing on this pig.

Facebook | Willowmist Cavy Images

It almost looks like a toupee on top of a guinea pig, doesn't it? Stunning.

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2. Glossy.

Reddit | himhymn

I have genuinely never seen my own hair this shiny before so I would love to know what secrets this little piggy is hiding to achieve such a glorious glow.

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3. Which end is which though?

Imgur | bivoir

While I can't be sure I'm not looking at this pig's booty rather than its face, I can still appreciate its beautiful tri-coloring and the stunning shine in its fur.

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4. Embrace the grey.

Instagram | @jadesoo1328

This guinea pig looks like it's about to teach a class on art history while wearing a cozy cardigan and sipping herbal tea.

No? Too specific? Alright, moving on.

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5. Saving this for my next hair appointment.

Instagram | @benny.the.pig

While I don't necessarily want the white in my hair at this point in my life, I would love to achieve that delicious butterscotch brown color this little piggy is effortlessly pulling off.

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6. Punk skunk.

Reddit | DaytonTD

Alright, I know this one has a different vibe than the rest, but can we all agree that the way its hair is spiked up at the front is kind of super rad and makes this pig look 10x cooler than the others we've seen so far?

It's very late 90s-grunge and I'm digging it.

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7. Dust bunny? More like dust piggy.

Reddit | emmyjdt

Again, totally a different vibe but come on. If I saw this little cutie I'd have half a mind to sweep him up. He's just a lil' floof of salt-and-pepper hair.

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8. Chunky highlights are back and better than ever.

Instagram | @toastedpickle

It's like wind tunnel of beauty.

Or perhaps a stunning, furry cannoli.

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9. Dumbeldore or Gandolf? You decide.

Instagram | @kris_ti321

Whichever mystic character you're feeling, I think we can agree this little piggy looks like it has some wisdom to impart on someone and I would be more than happy to sit and listen.

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10. This one just looks like soft-serve.

Imgur | cjnsja

Its hair even has that little swirl in it! Personally, I think this cutie is my favorite out of the bunch, but please don't tell the other piggies that.

They're all beautiful in their own way.

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11. Fanned-out and flawless.

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There's just something so dreamy about this picture, isn't there? It's almost ethereal. I don't feel worthy to even look at this guinea pig.

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