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Quotes For People Who Will Never Be Those Kinds Of Morning People

Morning people. Yeah, I don't know what it's like to be one either. For me, it's not even so much that the mornings suck — I love having a full day ahead of me. It's the whole waking up to an aggressive alarm that just doesn't sit well with my soul. There's this little thing called a circadian rhythm, 'kay? And you are disturbing the circadian rhythm peace.

Some people spring out of bed with an enthusiasm I, quite honestly, hope to never experience that early in the morning. We're all our own morning people, some of us aren't those kinds of morning people.

Nothing could ever replace precious...

Running is not a substitute for coffee. You know what's a substitute for coffee?

NOTHING.

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Many of us aren't sure what it's like to actually be genuinely excited about unraveling ourselves from our slumber oasis.

Taking a duvet off in the dead cold of a winter's morning is actual torture.

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This. This I can get on board with.

Are morning people try-hards and fakes? Sound off in the comments.

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Don't come across a non-morning person with a cup off hot coffee.

If you see them curled up on the couch staring blankly at the morning news in the morning while sipping something from a mug, back away quietly and very slowly.

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