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Boozy Quotes For People Who Have No Need For Wine Stoppers

You guys ever heard of these things called "wine stoppers"?

Apparently, they're meant to be used to close an already-opened bottle of wine so it can be refrigerated and enjoyed later on. But here's my question: who the heck isn't finishing their bottles of wine?

Personally, I like to make sure I get every last drop out, so I certainly won't be needing one of those so-called "stoppers" anytime soon, thank you very much. After all, Mamma didn't raise a quitter.

If you're like me and you prefer to finish your wine in a single sitting, I think you're really going to enjoy these boozy quotes.

AKA at 8:32 AM on Monday morning.

I find myself thinking about wine a lot lately, especially since I started working from home.

But that can probably be attributed to the fact that my "office" is in my kitchen and I have a perfect view of all my unopened bottles.

And it probably costs less, too!

I'm not going to try to tell you how to live your life or anything. But I will say that I've never seen a 2-for-1 bottles of "happiness" sale.

Keep 'em coming.

I'm not particularl about sizes, either. Any is fine, just as long as it's filled right up to the tippy-top.

At my age, I also have no patience for stinginess.

Let's be self aware here, guys.

You can call me "Wine-o Bear."

When it comes time for the "Care Bear Stare," I guarantee it won't be a ray of "love and good cheer" that emulates from my belly, either. It'll almost definitely be a cheap bottle of red.