You guys ever heard of these things called "wine stoppers"?
Apparently, they're meant to be used to close an already-opened bottle of wine so it can be refrigerated and enjoyed later on. But here's my question: who the heck isn't finishing their bottles of wine?
Personally, I like to make sure I get every last drop out, so I certainly won't be needing one of those so-called "stoppers" anytime soon, thank you very much. After all, Mamma didn't raise a quitter.
If you're like me and you prefer to finish your wine in a single sitting, I think you're really going to enjoy these boozy quotes.