Gucci

You Can Get Designer Jeans With Grass Stains On Them For $770 Because This Is 2020

Hold on to your pants, folks, because this just might knock 'em off. No, this isn't a fake infomercial; we're serious.

You can drop an entire paycheck (and then some) on a pair of designer jeans that look like you just played a full-contact sport on a freshly mowed lawn. Why? Because this is 2020 and apparently, anything goes.

The grass isn't always greener on the other side.

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If ripped jeans were edgy, Gucci's new grass-stained jeans are downright bold.

While the idea of buying jeans that are artfully damaged is nothing new, we can't help but to scratch our heads over this one. This isn't exactly what most people would envision high-end jeans to look like.

Well, at least we know they're grass fed.

Apparently, the designer brand used a special organic cotton and an advanced staining technique to get the jeans to that perfect shade of grass-stain-green.

We think real grass stains will be flattered by this gesture.

Need some more mean jeans? Can we interest you in an $1100 pair of denim overalls?

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Who said the one-percent doesn't do manual labor? Well, if they wear Gucci grass-stained overalls that ring in at a whopping $1100, they'll at least give the impression that they do.

Go on and stop washing your jeans. It's tres chic!

I'll give Gucci this: If the brand can make dirty clothes chic, I will be eternally grateful. Because there's nothing I hate more than doing laundry.

So, if Gucci says grass-stained jeans are in, who am I to argue with that?

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