Most of us wish we had the ability to turn back time. That dance in the 7th grade where your crushed turned you down? Don't ask her to be your date. That time you broke your arm because you were doing something stupid? Go back in time and don't be stupid. See how awesome that would be?
Unfortunately, they don't exist quite yet and these pictures are proof of that. They're filled with things that you'd need a time machine to reverse.
Pretty sure they don't make Botox for walls, and we all get a little wrinkly with age, so I don't know why this would be an exception to that rule. The good news is that the clock looks hella comfortable.
Oh, honey. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but this looks a lot less like dreadlocks and a lot more like you shoved your head into a cotton candy machine.
I can't even function properly if the air conditioning is too high. Going to and from work every day in weather like this? Absolutely not.
They sell them in boxes of 1,000 at Staples, and those fonts look pretty standard to me. Can't she just print another one? I don't know how it works, I don't have a degree.
The rainfall still has this spaghetti looking al dente, but when I get out of the water, I look like a 60-year-old raisin. Life is just unfair.
Sure, drugs are terrible, but rhinoceri grow to be, like, 5,000 pounds. I honestly don't know which of the two is more dangerous.
I have no reason to believe that is true and I probably just made it up, but I'm standing by it.
Eight years ago, I gave this dude my number after a Protest the Hero show, and honestly, I'm still hopeful.
I'm not sure who he married, but I hope they're happy. Much like Harry and Meghan, I had zero idea that this royal wedding even happened.
Let's be real, the company probably just took some shortcuts during the manufacturing process.
It doesn't sound appealing at all. Why would I want soggy, hot cereal? If that were the case, I'd visit my grandma so she could force-feed me Shredded Wheat.
Whoever took the photo claims that the roots of the tree pushed this gravestone up over time, but I'm not willing to take that risk.
Breakups suck, no one will argue with that. Let's not make a mountain out of a molehill, though, shall we?
This is basically the construction site equivalent of when you try to make your bed, but your cat won't budge, so you just bury her in it.
He never explained why his knuckle stopped working, so let's just hypothesize. Maybe he shook hands with the world's best hand shaker and it crushed his finger.
Just leave 'em on a piece of paper over the weekend and by Monday, problem solved. All the cheesy taste, and none of the guilt!
Not sure I've ever seen a toilet cleaner that looks like a bath bomb, so maybe this dad would like to rethink his move.
I'd tell you to employ the five-second rule, but unfortunately, the size of that sandwich makes it pretty much impossible. You'd be lucky to pick up 10% of the toppings in that time frame.
If a shirt looks like Justin Timberlake would've worn it in his noodle-hair phase, then it's probably way too old to be returned.
So at least somebody will have a nice, fresh snack while they're busy banging their head against the wall...and eventually scraping melted plastic out of the oven. They sure learned the hard way.
Or try turning it off and then on again. Everybody knows that all cell phone problems can be fixed by one of those two solutions.
I can see two cars behind the photographer in the rearview mirror, but I'd be surprised if anyone was riding behind this mover and shaker.
That would take true bravery.
No one wants to be a prisoner of their own home — at least, not involuntarily or whatever.
Granted, this isn't really a big deal. That is, unless he described himself as "detail-oriented" on his resumé — then it might haunt him.
"While we're at it, you're an expert at Excel?"
My unfortunate circumstances are things like fractured ankles and missed trains. Not even on the same level, if you ask me.
Because yes, technically they could undo all several hundred of those bolts just to retrieve that ladder — and anyone who suggests that solution just volunteered to do it themselves.
Haha, I'm just hearing crickets now.
Was there really no indication that a giant tidal wave could come crashing in at a moment's notice? None at all? Seems legit.
And yes, smarty pants, I know they couldn't if they wanted to. But unlike you, they're too busy sobbing to correct me.
I told y'all you were being too extra for your own good when you thought of this one. Rice is your only hope now.
I can understand making people live with their dumb typos, but can we just let this young man give his sweet message to his mama without letting him do this to himself?
If you want to turn up the volume on your music, you just use the knob on the front on the stereo. You don't have to reach into the speaker and try to yank out the sound.
It's not that I don't think he can make it without his glasses, but the breathtaking view probably won't feel that worth it when it's in real-life 240p.
