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Quotes For People Who Live For The Thrill Of Online Shopping

I'll admit it, I have a serious online shopping problem. I can blame it on the lockdown, or the absolute garbage heap of a year that is 2020, but I'd be lying if I said my addiction didn't started way before all of that.

Maybe it's the ease of buying an air fryer while sitting in my pajamas on the couch; maybe it's the free 2-day shipping my BFF Amazon Prime offers; or maybe it's the rush of adrenaline I get whenever I hit "add to cart."

Whatever the reason, I just can't get enough of online shopping. And if you're the same way, I think you're really going to enjoy these quotes.

Can't stop, won't stop.

Nothing gives me quite the same thrill as throwing a bunch of items into a little, digital shopping cart, and knowing those beauties are just waiting for me to hit "proceed to checkout."

I chase that high for the rest of the week. Or, you know, until I buy something else.

Sad, but true.

Like, I know for a fact that my water flosser is currently out for delivery, but I couldn't tell you where my grandma is right now. Or where she's been this week.

...I should call her.

It's a dangerous game.

I like waking up after a night of enjoying some alcoholic beverages to check my Amazon account and see what the damage is.

Last time I bought five different pairs of socks with dogs on them and phone case for a phone I don't even own anymore.

Please and thank you.

Seriously, this should be a thing because I bet it would save a lot of couples from having a lot of arguments.

Mr. Bezos, please get on this ASAP.

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