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Quotes For Anyone Who Wouldn't Consider Themselves A Pro Driver

Updated August 27, 2021

Let me start by saying I'm not a bad driver. You don't have to worry about me running you off the road, or slamming into your car, or mistaking a local park for a "detour."

Now, with that being said, I can admit I'm also not the best driver. I've hit a few curbs in my day, and yeah, sometimes I circle parking lots for fifteen minutes to find a spot I'm actually confident I can pull into. But that's OK, not everyone can be pros behind the wheel.

If you're also just doing the best you can while driving a car, I think you're really going to enjoy these quotes.

As long as no one noticed, we're good.

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For any police officers who happen to be reading this, please understand that this is a joke and I always obey the road rules.

...You know, except for those few times where I'm confident I can still get through that intersection even when the light is yellow.

I guess she isn't my "ride or die" after all.

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And while we're on the topic, does anyone else's Siri sometimes try to drive them into a lake or is mine just really not a big fan of me?

No? Nobody? Okay, good to know.

The biggest distraction there is.

If you've never driven with kids in the backseat then I don't expect you to understand just how much pure concentration it takes to keep that car on the road.

Give it a try if you don't believe me, and tell me how you feel after half an hour of screaming, spills, complaining, singing, and demands to go to McDonald's.

That's my motto.

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When I'm driving anywhere with my boyfriend, he loves pointing out all the spots that I could "easily" parallel park into. But he's forgetting one thing: I don't want to do that.

Guess we're circling the block again. Eighth time's the charm.