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35 People Who Aren’t Exactly Employee Of The Month

Work can be difficult at times, however, there are some people who set out to make it more difficult for themselves in the most hilariously ridiculous ways!

And, to show off a few of these people, please enjoy these 17+ people who aren't exactly employee of the month, which should help distract you from your own work as well!

"It says 'angry dog.'"

This fluffy guy literally has one job, and he is failing at it! I mean, he's failing at it in the most adorable way possible, but he's still failing!

"Sacarsm at the office."

Sacarsm sounds like a truly awful disease that affects... Actually, I don't want to think about where it affects.

"Apparently Debbie has a bit of bad reputation around the office refrigerator."

All of those notes and not an apostrophe in sight, disgraceful. Also, I can't help but imagine Debbie as some Gollum-esque creature lurking in the corner of the break room.

"Walked into the office kitchen to find this."

I don't even know how you would be able to get that piece of cake out? Either physically or emotionally!

No Need To Call An Ambulance This Time...

"Well, Dave, what did I tell you?"

"In hindsight, you may have been right that letting the corpses drive would be a bad idea."

"The office philosopher!"

One thing that I have found does not improve morale in an office environment is existentialist theory... Oh, and printers.

"Poor Cathy!"

If you're lucky, she'll even let you hold one of them. Yep, that's right, she brings them to work with her and keeps them in her desk!

"One very angry tram!"

The little face on this tram also looks like it is so done with the nonsense going on in the world! This tram has seen some stuff, let me tell ya!

"Office Ice Machine Breaks Down, Post-It Drama Ensues."

The irony of posting a message about hating passive-aggressive sticky notes on a passive-aggressive sticky note is unbelievable.

"A picture my sister sent me of a dog that graduated from the training classes at her work. This is his excited face!"

This is the face that I make whenever I have forgotten to do something important like take the bins out at home and my partner asks me about it.

It's A Legitimate Question...

I imagine that the person who found out that this happens wasn't the boss's favorite employee for a while, and faced a lot of questions such as, "Why were you using both microwaves at the same time?!"

"I work at a grocery store bakery..."

If you work in a creative industry then you should always try and let your artwork reflect how you really feel, don't hold anything back!

"Friend spotted this guy outside her office."

Hopefully Teresa learned a valuable message about pissing off people who work in printing shops after this incident!

"It's been about 6 months since I put this on a welder at work and no one has said anything. It's a magnet with sharpie on it."

You know that this will probably stay on there for the rest of this machine's life as well. In my experience, people simply don't touch buttons that they don't know the purpose of.

"My daughter's job only allows black pants and no rips. Her normal pair was still in the washer so she hacked it. Will it work?"

If their aim was to let everyone know that their pants are indeed ripped, then mission accomplished!

"Taco Bell employees follow instructions well!"

No breakfast quite sets you up for a day of Rennies and Gaviscon quite like a Taco Bell breakfast. Add a glass of white wine to that meal and you may as well mainline antacids right into my bloodstream to kill me.

Seriously?!

I wonder how many people just go screaming down here at 50, ready to point this unhelpful sign out to cops if they get stopped.

No Watching!

Now, watching someone fix a phone is not something that I have ever wanted to do before, but now it is all that I want to do!

"In our office, only one guy works,and we changed the name plate for him."

This is actually kind of nice. It would make going to the bathroom feel really special.

"My dad got a new cup [today] and well."

It's saying that only French and Spanish hands can wash them, no others.

"I don't think these images are to scale."

No, it's accurate, you just have to put it in water. It expands like one of those sponge animals.

"This was in the office today."

It's either that or a test of trust. See which office a-hole takes the full bag because, "It says free."

"The amazon package I ordered came empty and wasn’t even sealed."

You know when you're sad so you buy something to fill the void? This is a visual representation of that act.

"I think someone at my office has a problem."

Figure out who it is. Confront them about it. Teach them that it's okay to enjoy chicken nuggets.

"My Mom's office had a decorating contest for their cubicles. My mom is on the left, but I think her neighbor deserved the win."

Where did your mom even buy those giant candies? Asking for a friend who happens to be a witch living in the woods.

"Friend sent my mom a cake [...]."

Listen, it's a mistake but you are getting more icing, so really it's a victory.

"This is in the office bathroom where I work."

A reminder to stay humble at work, can't let that ego get too big!

"Leave the office for 10 mins."

At least you know you're needed! Maybe a little too much, but needed all the same.

"Set up the parking lot,boss."

Aw, so it's free for everyone then? How nice!

"[It's] my coworker's last day so we made a pillow for the office to remember him by. He [wasn't] happy."

The face may be cold, but the pillow is soft and cushiony, a warm way to remember him.

"Someone in my office has the right idea."

I love the idea of an ibuprofen grab bag. What type will you get? Fast-acting or extra strength? Play and find out!

"Stickers in the train indicating where you can sit."

It's all fun and games until one day you get on and see someone following the sign perfectly. Now you feel stupid.

"Saw this in our break room."

And it is due to saying things like this that Tony The Tuna stopped getting invited to the office parties.

"Costco had a deal on for GIANT teddy bears, it turns out they are perfect for the office environment."

Not only does it make for a cozier desk, they're probably better coworkers too.

"Hunting dog for sale."

I can just imagine the bird saying, "Hey! What are you looking for, friendo? Anything that I can help with?"