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13+ People Who Thought They Could Lie Their Way Out Of Trouble

The world is full of liars and generally sneaky people who try to pull the wool over the eyes of others in the pursuit of their menacing goals!

Most of the people aren't necessarily that devious, but their attempts to be are somewhat hilarious. So, please enjoy these 13+ people who thought they could lie their way out of trouble.

"My cat sits in a box of lies."

Yeah, if anything, cats do the very opposite of clean anything — well, except themselves I guess.

"Those Liars!"

I like that the fact that they wrote, "This is the last time we will contact you," suggests that this had been a long-standing written feud between Mr. Jennings and WeBuyAnyCar.com.

Well, I Don't Believe You...

I can't tell whether their lies are worse or the fact that they are charging so much for such a disgusting chair!

"I mean, they're not wrong!"

It's almost like most of those banal self-help platitudes are complete and utter nonsense! Who knew?!

"He lies. I can confirm!"

It is almost like cats are compulsive, maniacal liars? I mean, this was hardly a trade secret!

"You said we were going to the park!"

This dog looks like it will be needing a lot of treats when this trip to the vet is over before it can trust its owner once more!

"I'm beginning to think our hotel in Cambodia was a little dishonest on their flyer about the amenities."

"But, Dave, we can't say there is a window in the room when there isn't one?"

"Just put a curtain up, no one opens the curtain anyway!"

"That's why you don't lie, kids!"

Spoiler alert, there is no painless way to break your fingers, folks! Time to learn the piano, and fast!

What A Way To Call Them Out!

It probably helps that the person who wrote this secretes super glue from the ends of their fingers.

"When you lie on your application but get the job anyway."

"Woof, woof!"

"Wait, what did you just say?"

"Oh, ahem, I mean... Roar, roar!"

"'[Cap'n] Crunch has been deceiving us this whole time!"

Who would have thought that beloved cereal mascots could be such cereal liars!?

"Shut your mouth and believe the lies!"

Sure they do, that cat seems to be over the moon with the current situation, and not at all like it is going to destroy everything you own in the night.

"Someone is lying to me..."

I mean, I have no idea which is real, if anyone out there can clear this up that would be much appreciated!

"Not sure what method is used to verify the pig's happiness, but doubt this butcher would fib about it..."

I know that a lot of companies lie a little in ads, but few ads lie more than this bizarre claim!

"I've been lied to before, Fanta."

You never know, this could be orange flavor! Maybe they just made it out of really moldy oranges?

"I've been rumbled!"

Whatever you do in this situation, don't lye! That stuff really burns if used wrong!

"Aww my boyfriend is so sweet! Sneaking shots of me..."

Always check what is in the mirrors when you're taking selfies, mirrors never lie as they say!

"My daughter called me a liar when I told her this was a phone!"

Well, way to go to the person who posted this, they managed to make both themselves and myself feel incredibly old in a very concise way.

"When will the deceit end?"

Well, that is reassuring! I now feel much worse about all of the good I thought I had done by recycling.

"'Elves' my ass. The scoundrel shops at Costco!"

Well, it looks like a lot of people are getting toilet paper for Christmas this year! I guess Santa must have been panic buying as well.

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