The world is full of liars and generally sneaky people who try to pull the wool over the eyes of others in the pursuit of their menacing goals!
Most of the people aren't necessarily that devious, but their attempts to be are somewhat hilarious. So, please enjoy these 13+ people who thought they could lie their way out of trouble.
Yeah, if anything, cats do the very opposite of clean anything — well, except themselves I guess.
I like that the fact that they wrote, "This is the last time we will contact you," suggests that this had been a long-standing written feud between Mr. Jennings and WeBuyAnyCar.com.
I can't tell whether their lies are worse or the fact that they are charging so much for such a disgusting chair!
It's almost like most of those banal self-help platitudes are complete and utter nonsense! Who knew?!
It is almost like cats are compulsive, maniacal liars? I mean, this was hardly a trade secret!
This dog looks like it will be needing a lot of treats when this trip to the vet is over before it can trust its owner once more!
"But, Dave, we can't say there is a window in the room when there isn't one?"
"Just put a curtain up, no one opens the curtain anyway!"
Spoiler alert, there is no painless way to break your fingers, folks! Time to learn the piano, and fast!
It probably helps that the person who wrote this secretes super glue from the ends of their fingers.
"Woof, woof!"
"Wait, what did you just say?"
"Oh, ahem, I mean... Roar, roar!"
Who would have thought that beloved cereal mascots could be such cereal liars!?
Sure they do, that cat seems to be over the moon with the current situation, and not at all like it is going to destroy everything you own in the night.
I mean, I have no idea which is real, if anyone out there can clear this up that would be much appreciated!
I know that a lot of companies lie a little in ads, but few ads lie more than this bizarre claim!
You never know, this could be orange flavor! Maybe they just made it out of really moldy oranges?
Whatever you do in this situation, don't lye! That stuff really burns if used wrong!
Always check what is in the mirrors when you're taking selfies, mirrors never lie as they say!
Well, way to go to the person who posted this, they managed to make both themselves and myself feel incredibly old in a very concise way.
Well, that is reassuring! I now feel much worse about all of the good I thought I had done by recycling.
Well, it looks like a lot of people are getting toilet paper for Christmas this year! I guess Santa must have been panic buying as well.
