18+ Times People Let Their Stupidity Take Center Stage

Maybe they should have had a coffee or two before they gave this "haiku" a go in the first place.

"Is the cake done?"

"In a manner of speaking, yes. One question though, do you have many mirrors in your house?"

"Yes..."

"Perfect!"

Or, maybe this was put on by a guy who just really hates children and wants to see as many of them trapped in slides as possible?

I particularly love the bit where they claim, "This is what I get for being nice for once"! If you have any information about this bird, then help this poor person out.

You just know that this idiot will be currently begging for help from the people whose day, at the very least, he has just ruined.

Now, what I know about electronics you could write on a pin head a handful of times, but even I know that you shouldn't do this!

So unfair to punish this kid for a damn fine answer. The student clearly understood the question more so than the teacher!

Wow, Scotch-Brite should really market themselves better, I had no idea their scouring pads could be used to restart someone's heart?!

"Did you at least clean out the bucket before filling it?"

"What? And miss out on all the grease and fat in my beverage? What are you, insane?!"

I guess that this person was just hoping that the very presence of a lock would be enough to deter criminals. I wonder how that worked out for them?

Was his tactic here to really incentivize himself to not fall off by making it so that he would 100% die if he fell?

"Hey, have you tried maybe towing the car while it's on its wheels?"

"What's that going to do? It's not like it'll make it roll smoother."

"That's... That's exactly what it will do..."

Those are some trippy-looking kangaroos if you ask me. And, the idea of a child's face protruding from their chests only serves to make them more nightmarish.

"Allan, I didn't think that you could tie a proper knot?"

"Oh, I can't, I just wrapped it around a load of times. It's the thought that counts."

"I strongly disagree with that statement."

Well, you know what they say, "Threeth time's the charm!" Yep, that is definitely the expression, I'm sure of it.

"Damn, if only there was a way to cut through this string, then these scissors could be ours!"

"Dave, maybe if you..."

"Hold the scissors, Steve, I'm going to chew through the string!"

I mean, anyone who wears beige slacks is already committing a crime, so this guy really is on another level.

For some people, Fig Newtons aren't just a passion, they are a way of life! Not for me though, I think they taste like sadness.

It's $1000 cheaper on Amazon, but it also only has two stars. It might not be worth it at either store.

The daycare worker that came up with the idea of a "paint party" is probably the bane of every parent's existence.

Raspberries aren't blue but we're all used to blue raspberry flavors, this is just the introduction of blue orange!

Or, tall person, just work on your reflexes. You won't taste it if you dodge it fast enough.

Their real purpose is to calm the bird down, but the added googly eyes express the opposite.

He seems pretty chill about it. He's accepted his fate, as long as he still gets pets it's not too bad.

The number of times that I've done this would be funny if it hadn't wasted hours of my life so far.

On the days where your back is too bad to bend down and pick up a basket, just grab the whole stack! It may seem selfish, but you're in pain, you have to take care of yourself first.

This camera's watching for those pesky, thievin' birds. You have to keep the camera on them at all times, they're quick!

What are these now, seeing as they certainly aren't croissants? Flatbread? Pita? Chips?

It's hard to find anywhere to eat children in peace these days, thank goodness the parks are stepping in.

I didn't think I'd ever come across something less useful than a spork, but here we are.

Surely there were other Halloween cookies they could have bought? Pumpkins, black cats, anything?

Excuse me, cat problem? You have an army of cats at your disposal and you think it's a problem? You're not worthy.

This is either an incredibly stupid mistake or a genius bit of marketing. I'll let you be the judge.

At least you can always trust that tree to be there, unlike unsuspecting pedestrians or cars suddenly opening their doors.

I mean, it may not be the most foolproof tactic that I have ever seen, but it sure as hell looks fun which is something!