If I know I'm going to have to deal with people, be near people, or even hear people, I make sure I start my morning with at least two cups of coffee. Maybe more, depending on how long I anticipate these interactions to last.
Yes, I hate to admit it, but I've become one of those annoying people who insists they can't function without having a good ol' cup of joe in the morning. I also can't handle people without some hot bean water coursing through my veins.
I'm terrible, but I've accepted this. If you're also the kind of person who prefers their coffee hot and their social interactions kept to a minimum, I think you're really going to enjoy these quotes.