I own a scale, but since all this lockdown/pandemic business started, I've made a point of keeping that scale hidden underneath my bathroom sink so there's no chance of even accidentally stepping on it and seeing a number that will crush my soul.
Look, 2020's been hard on all of us, and I think we should all just give ourselves a break and not worry about how many pounds we've gained while dealing with this mess of a year. But that doesn't mean we can't still joke about those pounds, right?
If you're ready and willing to see the funny side of things, then I think you're really going to enjoy these quotes.