Planning a wedding is one serious endeavor. I know a little bit about that since I started to plan my own. One of the most crucial aspects of this affair, in addition to that perfect dress and a dream location, is the wedding cake.
After all, it's the one thing everyone looks forward to consuming. However, not all wedding cakes are created equal. Sadly, some fail to meet everyone's expectations.
If you need to drag your husband-to-be by his neck to the altar, I've got something to say to you: I don't have too much confidence in this relationship going into the future, I'm afraid.
Pardon me if I don't run to eat this wedding cake. After all, I can't say I've ever heard of combining Rice Krispies treats with Fruit by the Foot candy flowers. Come again? Who picked these flavors? You couldn't force me to eat that.
Any couple getting married in 2020, or who had to postpone their wedding, will get a kick out of this wedding cake. Needless to say, toilet paper is pretty much synonymous with the troubled year. But still, I'm not sure if I like it.
Can you believe that somebody asked their baker to make them a wedding cake that resembles a Popeye's meal? All I can say about this is, why? Unless you're a real fan of this franchise, of which I am not.
A plain white wedding cake adorned with flowers is such a classy look. Am I right? On the other hand, whoever made this one went a little bit crazy with the buttercream decorations. I do love buttercream but not that much.
Are you a fan of those topsy-turvy wedding cakes? I'll admit, I am. I don't know how anyone does them, but they sure look stunning to me. This one, however, is less than impressive. It's actually quite sad.
Wow, when you put it that way, it makes it a lot more attractive. Would you create this for a couple of atheists? I guess it makes sense, but it isn't what I would have chosen.
Would you pay $400 for this wedding cake? I can, in all honesty, say that I absolutely would not. Not by a long shot. It looks like something a 10-year-old would slap together in a hurry.
Guess who made this wedding cake for the happy couple? The bride's mother, of all people. Are we talking about being subtle here or what? "I want four grandchildren, stat," is basically what this cake is saying. I hope they can at least laugh at that.
As much as I love how intricate the design of this cake is, I must ask, is it meant for a 15-year-old? I mean, it seems a little immature to be a wedding cake. Or is it just me?
Apparently, the bride requested a gold wedding cake for her special day. I don't know if the baker is color blind, but this doesn't look like gold to me. Instead, it resembles puke-green more than anything.
OMG, I can't stop laughing at this wedding topper disaster here. This couple wanted to create something beautiful for their wedding cake. But unfortunately, the bride turned out looking like a creepy doll instead.
Is it just me, or do you also think this isn't the most wedding-appropriate cake, huh? I mean, I do like the concept of it and the execution, but for a wedding? I think not. Am I alone in that?
Apparently, the cake on the left was what the couple requested, and the cake on the right is what they received. How is this even remotely similar? I guess it's still topsy-turvy, but not in a good way.
It looks to me like somebody tried to make a peacock wedding cake. Only they forgot one thing — they don't know how to decorate. This awful disaster is going to haunt you in your nightmares.
I can see why naked cakes are all the rage these days. Judging from the picture on the left, they can look so chic and beautiful. What happened with the other cake is a mystery to me. It's pretty sad, ha, ha!
Seriously, is this cake for real? Not only would I not get this as my wedding cake, but I wouldn't want to try it as a wedding guest either. Is it just me, or is it not appetizing at all?
If you think the above cakes were a disaster, get a load of this story. This baker put the cake in a large storage container and drove an hour and a half to the venue to deliver this disaster. Yikes!
I don't know about you, but I think this is an odd choice for a groom's cake, no? Unless the entire wedding guest list is dressed up as storm troopers or rebel fighters, lol.
Am I seeing what I'm seeing? Are these oysters on this wedding cake? Here I thought I'd seen all odd cake-topping choices but I guess I was wrong. I sincerely do hope it doesn't actually taste like oysters, though.
Is it just me, or is this cake a little bit "TMI" for you? If this is how the couple describes their relationship, I wish them all the luck in the world. It looks like they're going to need it, lol.
If you're looking for something unique as your wedding cake, please don't get this. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want to get a piece of this train wreck on my plate on any given day.
I mean, it can be a total winner, or it can be a complete mess. I, for one, am hoping for the former, ha, ha!
