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Boozy Quotes For Anyone Whose Birthstone Is A Wine Cork

It's true, most of us have our own idea of what makes for a good time.

However, the truth is, for those of us that love to get our drink on, there's only one key way to have a blast, and it involves booze.

These are some quotes that speak true not only to our alcohol tooth, but to our souls.

When someone applauds us for drinking water.

It's healthy, good for hydration and always puts a smile on our faces. No, we really don't mean actual water.

After all, everyone knows that rum is the true elixir of life, and, of course, laughter.

We've all had that moment of crumbled hopes.

When our buddies bring the gin, we know it's going to be a great day.

However, upon clarification, if it's an invite to go to the gym, it's time to head for the hills.

We think that pouring the glass is the best cardio anyway.

This is the only to-do list that we'll actually get done.

It feels like this quote embodies all of the Christmases, birthdays and happy hours combined, and we're here to celebrate it.

Usually, the idea of a to-do list makes us cringe and then grab a drink. Now we get to skip straight to the drinking part.

There's nothing like enjoying adult life with a glass of wine.

Once upon a time, we loved juice boxes and other cute beverages, but now our taste buds have evolved.

That's right, we aged well, and all that we ask is our booze is aged well too.

Get rid of that nonsense ASAP.

You know what, you might as well just leave right now because as far as I'm concerned, you're no longer welcome in my home.

Let us know in the comments if any of these quotes resonate with your alcohol tasting tooth!

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