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Quotes For When You’re Ready To Hit The Next Person Who Says ‘New Year, New You’

Every time someone asks what my New Year’s Resolutions are, I feel like such a poser when I reply that “I don’t really do resolutions.” I feel like I should be wearing three scarves and flashing my hipster club card when I say that.

See also: I like Adele’s first album the best, and thus, liked her before she was cool.

But like...it’s true?

I’m not against the *idea* of using New Year’s as the starting line for making a change.

Humans are creatures who like to begin at the beginning, and starting any new routine on a Wednesday instead of a Monday just feels weird. January 1 is nothing if not the beginning-y-ness of beginnings.

But the whole “resolutions” thing is so overhyped and people think they have to go big to match.

Then they fail, because “lose weight” is not a concrete goal. Maybe I’m particularly jaded about this because I used to work for a fitness company and half their business model was signing people up one January, just to cancel them the next one when their contract expired.

What little appreciation I had for resolutions died in that job.

So what I’m saying is that while “New Year’s Resolutions” are a bit of a crapshoot, I’m not against the idea of setting concrete, reasonable goals for the coming year.

Just, you know, maybe skip the overpriced gym membership and go for a 30-minute walk each day.

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