Look, I know no one said life was going to be this way and all that jazz, but a little heads up would have been nice.
I don't know about all of you, but the world has just plain been kicking my butt lately. It's getting a little hard to live that "Hakuna Matata" lifestyle when there is just so much gosh-darn matata, you feel me?
If this sounds like your life, I think you're really going to relate to these quotes.
You know how some people say you should face your problems head-on and take matters into your own hands? Yeah, that seems like a whole lot of nonsense to me.
I'd much rather crawl under a blanket and pretend those problems don't exist.
However, not having to be baseline presentable five days a week has certainly resulted in some really bad habits.
That said, I am very grateful today that I can be writing this in bed with my dogs snoring on my feet.
Hell, life has kicked my ass lately.
Which is probably true for most of humanity right now. There's no sense debating who has it worse and who has the "right" to complain.
I know I'm lucky to have a stable job right now, for example.
Even though I always wake up feeling disoriented and 10x as tired as I was before the nap, I still delight in curling up on the couch and thinking about how I won't have to deal with anything for the next few hours.
The only problem I have with this list is the 2-3 days devoted to making zero decisions. You're already asking for several weeks of vacay time here, why start getting stingy when it comes to the real important things?
I need at least a full week of no decision making, thank you very much.
It's kind of like my go-to move. My finisher, for all your video game enthusiasts out there. If I had my own playing card, it would have "often quits without trying" written under my special skills section.
And no, I'm not ashamed of that.
